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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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05-19-2011 at 07:40 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:40 PM.
Quote from secretbatline :
SynGal! You won $1000? I am so happy for you! Congrats! You know ... since you're rich and all, hire your husband to fix the porch! Wink
Listen, I have something for you, don't feel obligated to use it. Nooo, it has nothing to do w/fashion! What is wrong w/you people?!?


Ready?



I really miss your old avatar. Nobody does opossums like you. I understand that you didn't want to frighten shesays any longer, but how about this?

this little guy was in my yard

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notice he was high fiving me
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julesp29
05-19-2011 at 07:41 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:41 PM.
quiet night just us "close" friends here I guess.
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05-19-2011 at 07:42 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:42 PM.
Quote from Juskev46 :
Missed you too Secret!!! Are you feeling better?
Shoooot, if I were feeling any better, somebody would be pressing the M button! Big Grin
Where have you been? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Jakava
05-19-2011 at 07:43 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:43 PM.
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okay where is our group?


Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where were you last night?????? laugh out loud missed ya

Quote from Gary123X :
this little guy was in my yard

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High five or scratching your eyes out? LMAO
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05-19-2011 at 07:44 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:44 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
Where were you last night?????? laugh out loud missed ya


High five or scratching your eyes out? LMAO
hiding. lol been being chewed out in pm.
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05-19-2011 at 07:45 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:45 PM.
Quote from secretbatline :
Shoooot, if I were feeling any better, somebody would be pressing the M button! Big Grin
Where have you been? Inquiring minds want to know!
Man, ain't that the truth! LMAO
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Jakava
05-19-2011 at 07:47 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:47 PM.
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hiding. lol been being chewed out in pm.
should have been here!! thats no reason to hideLMAO
but I will say, I really appreciate you not bringing it here. But if it stayed in PM's no reason you could not be here Smilie

Quote from shesays :
Soooo many of us had such a good winning or mail day, it's truly heartening. bounce I'm happy for all of us and hope that those who missed today will all win big tomorrow. It's such a great feeling to be "chosen" even if it's for a small prize. And if it's for something we really wanted, well, hey, it's wonderful to be able to come to the Funny Farm and be congratulated by other members. So here I am, congratulating you all and hoping that you enjoy your goodies for hours (Hot Tamales) weeks (makeup) or years (tools). We're all winners, if only because we have each other ! ! ! worshipworship
Are you home yet??? got my Money?? LMAO picture that is!!

wow I kind feel like cwhetme talking to herself LMAO
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julesp29
05-19-2011 at 07:54 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:54 PM.
Hey anyone want a shot to toast our Fantastic Funny Farm. Toast to the FFF!!!!!!!!!
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Jakava
05-19-2011 at 07:57 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:57 PM.
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Hey anyone want a shot to toast our Fantastic Funny Farm. Toast to the FFF!!!!!!!!!
Cheers
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05-19-2011 at 07:59 PM.
05-19-2011 at 07:59 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
Hey anyone want a shot to toast our Fantastic Funny Farm. Toast to the FFF!!!!!!!!!
I am there!!! Cheers
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Jakava
05-19-2011 at 08:00 PM.
05-19-2011 at 08:00 PM.
Is anyone here named Lisa???? If so please PM me so I "know" who you are, or let me know here laugh out loud Thanks
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05-19-2011 at 08:03 PM.
05-19-2011 at 08:03 PM.
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I really miss your old avatar. Nobody does opossums like you. I understand that you didn't want to frighten shesays any longer, but how about this?
NOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! My poor kitty will not only start smoking more, he'll start drinking too. My income is finite. Don't force me to live under a bridge to support his habits.

Okay, I'll be living under a bridge with a lot of pomegranate stuff, but still.....under a bridge! OMGOMG
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05-19-2011 at 08:04 PM.
05-19-2011 at 08:04 PM.
Quote from shesays :
Soooo many of us had such a good winning or mail day, it's truly heartening. bounce I'm happy for all of us and hope that those who missed today will all win big tomorrow. It's such a great feeling to be "chosen" even if it's for a small prize. And if it's for something we really wanted, well, hey, it's wonderful to be able to come to the Funny Farm and be congratulated by other members. So here I am, congratulating you all and hoping that you enjoy your goodies for hours (Hot Tamales) weeks (makeup) or years (tools). We're all winners, if only because we have each other ! ! ! worshipworship
I agree!! My friends here are the best thing about SD!!! hughug
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05-19-2011 at 08:04 PM.
05-19-2011 at 08:04 PM.
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Men Are Just Happier People-- Cool

What do you expect from such simple creatures .

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack. EEK!

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.



No wonder men are happier.bouncebounce
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05-19-2011 at 08:05 PM.
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this little guy was in my yard

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