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Do you have a link??? I cant find mine. Thanks

I do but do not know how to post it. I am on firefox here and have that link on the explorer. I am so sorry. Could someone post this line please??

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I do but do not know how to post it. I am on firefox here and have that link on the explorer. I am so sorry. Could someone post this line please??


Link I meant.

Hey Secret!!! I'm chasing you down!!! Where are you??? Got a new music code for you

Broke ? My wife's on her 3rd. First 2 had problems shortly after new. Garmin replaced them foc and also sent upgraded ones !. So far so good on the 3rd.

Is that who wants the Malibu codes ?

How long did you have it before it broke? I have mine a few years now. Don't know if it is worth calling them on?

So I had a most profitable trip to the cemetary today (never thought I would be saying that) Cemetary is in a little town in Minnesota 50 miles from here in the boonies, after we visit the cemetary we always stop at this little country bar/restaurant/gas station really good burgers. So I fill the tank with gas go in and me, my daughter and 2 grandkids order lunch, well pull tabs are legal in minnesota so i go up to the bar and buy $20.00 in $1.00 pull tabs. finish opening them i have three $2.00 winners woo hoo right? so i cash them in for 6 more pull tabs and i get 2 more winners only they are $102.00 and $50.00 now that is woo hoo!!! my grandson is jumping around all excited. So paid for all of our lunches and a tank of gas and still walked out $65.00 ahead. Cool beans.

I got it thanks. Now I just have to remember to enter before its too late!!

#25 was often repeated


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet.."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

Last I heard. Ive been sending them to her

I really couldn't say for sure,,,, men don't need no stinkin GPS to know where they're going or how to get there

Couldn't hurt to call them

Congratulations

So I had a most profitable trip to the cemetary today (never thought I would be saying that) Cemetary is in a little town in Minnesota 50 miles from here in the boonies, after we visit the cemetary we always stop at this little country bar/restaurant/gas station really good burgers. So I fill the tank with gas go in and me, my daughter and 2 grandkids order lunch, well pull tabs are legal in minnesota so i go up to the bar and buy $20.00 in $1.00 pull tabs. finish opening them i have three $2.00 winners woo hoo right? so i cash them in for 6 more pull tabs and i get 2 more winners only they are $102.00 and $50.00 now that is woo hoo!!! my grandson is jumping around all excited. So paid for all of our lunches and a tank of gas and still walked out $65.00 ahead. Cool beans.