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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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This way, it can't happen.
Always demeaning my job, my whole life, my choice of anything from food to clothing to girls to my house. "No shorts or tennis shoes worn in my home, Jonathan." ( and gives me the stink eye ). "You're buying a mortuary, Jonathan?" ( stink eye ). "Your new girlfriend is a ....a....a.....model, Jonathan?" ( stink eye )
A lot of her meaness, too, was directed at me for some reason and she made sure I completely got that she disapporved of me but I could never figure out why. I could be subconsicously attempting to punish her by taking away something she has big plans already made for. Kind of a tit for tat payback for her having her tiny iron fist firmly planted into the decision my parents made to send me to Europe to attend school from age 14-22
It was punishment from her for my having sex at 14 with an adult female. I paid her back of course when I was 17 by sleeping with the guardian ( au pair/nanny ) they sent with me to England. I made sure she found out, too.
I really don't think I would go this far, though, to get even, but maybe I should rethink this. Hate to get my nads butchered just for a little revenge on a 4ft 10 inch 86 year old.
he got his done back in the mid 80s, and said it hurt for a day or two, but anyone who goes through a "normal" procedure (AKA, the doc didn't botch it) and stays home for more than a day is pansy.
freeze some juice...keep hope alive FTW
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We always use a condom. In fact, I've never had intercourse with any woman without wearing one. Accidents happen, though. Condoms aren't foolpoof.
PIITB? I respect women too much to ever do that to any of them. And do that to my GF???? You must be nuts! Why in the world would you want to physically hurt someone you supposedly love?? Besides, that's disgusting and part of what's wrong with the world today is people just doing anything perverted they think up just because they think it might be fun or because everybody else seems to be doing it.
That's a SHIT HOLE, not a muffin!! Sweet Jebus!!
God gave us the perfect receptical so why lower ourselves to the level of some animal and choose another one? Don't we have any self-respect and decency left in this world? Besides, sex is so much fun..why would you want to spoil it with filth?
I'm sure lots of people here will make fun of me for this, but don't really give a flying crap.
That's a SHIT HOLE, not a muffin!! Sweet Jebus!!
God gave us the perfect receptical so why lower ourselves to the level of some animal and choose another one? Don't we have any self-respect and decency left in this world? Besides, sex is so much fun..why would you want to spoil it with filth?
I'm sure lots of people here will make fun of me for this, but don't really give a flying crap.
PIITB? I respect women too much to ever do that to any of them. And do that to my GF???? You must be nuts! Why in the world would you want to physically hurt someone you supposedly love?? Besides, that's disgusting and part of what's wrong with the world today is people just doing anything perverted they think up just because they think it might be fun or because everybody else seems to be doing it.
That's a SHIT HOLE, not a muffin!! Sweet Jebus!!
God gave us the perfect receptical so why lower ourselves to the level of some animal and choose another one? Don't we have any self-respect and decency left in this world? Besides, sex is so much fun..why would you want to spoil it with filth?
I'm sure lots of people here will make fun of me for this, but don't really give a flying crap.
That's fine with me, Professor Butt-Hole Poker. I can live with my so-called ignorance.
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