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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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You should NOT have children - whom would want to be part of your "genes" !!!!
Grandmother is totally incorrect with this !!!!
High and mighty....someone needs a knock off the Royal Pedestal....
Granny might be the one to do so...but chicken little is too afraid to tell the truth....
Oh poor boy had such a difficult childhood....and now he wants to pay back an 86 yr old woman by telling her - "look old woman, I ended the family line" - nice going - NOT !!!!
Again, Picca speaks her mind
Maybe Picca's just on the rag or a big bag of wind know-it-all.
Look, Screwy, I'm not rich, my Grandmother is, so if you're jealous, I can't help you there. It's your problem, not mine. I've never said I was special, whatever. I just repeated what she says.
And somebody else in this thread mentioned I might be subconsciously trying to get even with her for being so cold. I just have sense enough to consider that point of view, along with any others I hadn't thought of. I had a wonderful childhood, by the way. My Grandmother lives in another state and I only had to visit her for two weeks a few times a year. My parents were great to me and hugged me and approved of me enough to make up for my Grandmother's failures.
Plain and simple, I've examined my reasoning and I'm having a vasectomy because I don't want children. As far as your thoughts on my gene pool, I don't think yours is anything to brag about either.
So.....get off your period podium and don't assume you're always right just because you can't hold your tongue once in a while. "Picca" is mainly full of shite.
Always demeaning my job, my whole life, my choice of anything from food to clothing to girls to my house. "No shorts or tennis shoes worn in my home, Jonathan." ( and gives me the stink eye ). "You're buying a mortuary, Jonathan?" ( stink eye ). "Your new girlfriend is a ....a....a.....model, Jonathan?" ( stink eye )
A lot of her meaness, too, was directed at me for some reason and she made sure I completely got that she disapporved of me but I could never figure out why. I could be subconsicously attempting to punish her by taking away something she has big plans already made for. Kind of a tit for tat payback for her having her tiny iron fist firmly planted into the decision my parents made to send me to Europe to attend school from age 14-22
It was punishment from her for my having sex at 14 with an adult female. I paid her back of course when I was 17 by sleeping with the guardian ( au pair/nanny ) they sent with me to England. I made sure she found out, too.
I really don't think I would go this far, though, to get even, but maybe I should rethink this. Hate to get my nads butchered just for a little revenge on a 4ft 10 inch 86 year old.
I applaud your decision to get a vasectomy.
Some people should never be allowed to reproduce and your decision will benefit society.
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Err I mean that farking slut!
Oh wait, her name was Palmela Handerson, must be her sister.
Some people should never be allowed to reproduce and your decision will benefit society.
I'm glad I can benefit society in some way by not passing on my defective genes.
BTW, did you ever get a chance to take a lady out to an oldies nostalgia diner like I recommended in your thread about your having a date with a special new lady? I saw it didn't work out for you and the woman, and I'm sorry for that, but hope you find someone who can make your life sweet and fun.
I was just replying to someone else's comment that sex was better without a condom.
That's okay.
I'm making coconut buttermilk pies for my GF for when she gets home. They're almost done. Want a piece??
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Look, Screwy, I'm not rich, my Grandmother is, so if you're jealous, I can't help you there. It's your problem, not mine. I've never said I was special, whatever. I just repeated what she says.
And somebody else in this thread mentioned I might be subconsciously trying to get even with her for being so cold. I just have sense enough to consider that point of view, along with any others I hadn't thought of. I had a wonderful childhood, by the way. My Grandmother lives in another state and I only had to visit her for two weeks a few times a year. My parents were great to me and hugged me and approved of me enough to make up for my Grandmother's failures.
Plain and simple, I've examined my reasoning and I'm having a vasectomy because I don't want children. As far as your thoughts on my gene pool, I don't think yours is anything to brag about either.
So.....get off your period podium and don't assume you're always right just because you can't hold your tongue once in a while. "Picca" is mainly full of shite.
What you think of me - eh "hand flip" (someone else here knows what that means)
Attacking Mad Scientist, shows your lack of credibility and you certainly do need to grow a set and grow up as well - he has been nothing more than a gentleman on this board - and there was no reason to attack him in the manner in which you did so - again - shows your utter lack of in "breeding in character". Maybe your Grandmother was correct - you "are common"