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The Mayor of Moleterd
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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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IMO, assholes shouldn't be able to reproduce, so hopefully you guys got that memo
I had to look for awhile to find a post of yours that wasn't in the Lounge so I could rep you for that.
IMO, assholes shouldn't be able to reproduce, so hopefully you guys got that memo
What you think of me - eh "hand flip" (someone else here knows what that means)
Attacking Mad Scientist, shows your lack of credibility and you certainly do need to grow a set and grow up as well - he has been nothing more than a gentleman on this board - and there was no reason to attack him in the manner in which you did so - again - shows your utter lack of in "breeding in character". Maybe your Grandmother was correct - you "are common"
Please quote the post exactly where I attacked mad_scientist.
You seriously need some medication, btw.
I'm making coconut buttermilk pies for my GF for when she gets home. They're almost done. Want a piece??
That's how I ended up with my 2 year old
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It only has 12 calories per slice and 0 grams trans fat.
If I ply you with expensive Vodka and cheap compliments, I bet I can make you beleive that, too.
You seriously need some medication, btw.
Post #100, where you were mocking him - and please do not say you were not - it's obvious to anyone whom read that, maybe my words were not quite correct when I said "attack", it should have been "mocking" instead.
I'm making coconut buttermilk pies for my GF for when she gets home. They're almost done. Want a piece??
That's generally all I get in before... Well...
If I ply you with expensive Vodka and cheap compliments, I bet I can make you beleive that, too.
Post #100, where you were mocking him - and please do not say you were not - it's obvious to anyone whom read that, maybe my words were not quite correct when I said "attack", it should have been "mocking" instead.
I was merely reminding him that I had never been anything but kind to him as if I recall correctly that one thread post is the only time I've spoken to him, to my knowledge and I went to a lot of trouble trying to be helpful and even posted pictures and suggestions for him as I found his question both interesting and his post very endearing. I wasn't "mocking" him whatever, and you well know it. I do wish him well as nobody deserves to be lonely.
And I bolded part of your post to point out how you put words in people's mouths. Where exactly did I ask anybody on this board for some medication?
You need to examine your motives for twisting people's posts into whatever you want them to say. I notice you didn't quote my post where you say I 'attack" him or "mock" him like I asked you too, which tells me a lot.
Why don't you find something more constructive to do with your time ( volunteer work, new hobbies, getting some shock treatments ) and just stay out of my thread. ( and future threads, too ).
Hot chocolate with Valium in it?
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Hot chocolate with Valium in it?