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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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DC
10-12-2006 at 08:55 AM.
10-12-2006 at 08:55 AM.
Quote from cajungirl :
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Now that is funny!


Sorry that you are getting hassled goalie...you need to take that David Hasssssselhof picture out of the rear window...just a thought!
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bobbyfk
10-12-2006 at 09:40 AM.
10-12-2006 at 09:40 AM.
how did the guys hit on you?
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Schly
10-12-2006 at 09:48 AM.
10-12-2006 at 09:48 AM.
Don't you know that BP stands for Butt Party? It's no wonder you're getting hit on. You've been lucky not to have been bent over your own hood yet. I avoid BP at al costs.

I only go to VALERO, because everyone knows that it stands for "Vagina Always Looking Eager and Ready to Orgasm".
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thegoalie
10-12-2006 at 09:50 AM.
10-12-2006 at 09:50 AM.
Quote from Schly :
Don't you know that BP stands for Butt Party? It's no wonder you're getting hit on. You've been lucky not to have been bent over your own hood yet. I avoid BP at al costs.

I only go to VALERO, because everyone knows that it stands for "Vagina Always Looking Eager and Ready to Orgasm".
I'd go to QT, but I'm afraid of what that Q means.
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ShakariX
10-12-2006 at 09:54 AM.
10-12-2006 at 09:54 AM.
is your car's exhaust pink colored?? Does the gas smell "fabolous"??
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~Kimber~
10-12-2006 at 09:59 AM.
10-12-2006 at 09:59 AM.
I have to be honest here. If there were a real "gay gas station". I would always go there to get my gas. Coverlaugh
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SnakePlisken
10-12-2006 at 10:02 AM.
10-12-2006 at 10:02 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ :
I have to be honest here. If there were a real "gay gas station". I would always go there to get my gas. Coverlaugh
What if you need air in the tires? They would be
too busy sitting on the air hose.
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ame2005
10-12-2006 at 10:36 AM.
10-12-2006 at 10:36 AM.
Quote from Drio :
Oh my gawwwd... now my clue is pointing over there... oh it's maaathive... LMAO
LMAO LMAO LMAO Boss sits just a few feet away from me. Oh god, that was hilarious!!!!!!!LMAO nod
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Hitokiri
10-12-2006 at 10:40 AM.
10-12-2006 at 10:40 AM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
What if you need air in the tires? They would be
too busy sitting on the air hose.

Iagree Becuase we all have air hoses installed in our houses,in each room, for such cases and when you get "gayed up" as well as getting your own copy of the gay agenda you get a portable air nozzle to carry around with you for emergencies in case you arent near the gay gas station. nod
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Iamsorry
10-12-2006 at 10:42 AM.
10-12-2006 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from luxuryoils :
Hon, it's only a novelty... You got the real one.
damn skippy i do.

Big Grin

Quote from The Raddish :


If this doesn't say, "Hey!! Look at me!! I'm gay!!" then I don't know what does. Dontknow
ummm hello raddish.....

Ranting

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luxuryoils
10-12-2006 at 10:57 AM.
10-12-2006 at 10:57 AM.
Quote from Kaibutsu :
Iagree Becuase we all have air hoses installed in our houses,in each room, for such cases and when you get "gayed up" as well as getting your own copy of the gay agenda you get a portable air nozzle to carry around with you for emergencies in case you arent near the gay gas station. nod
The house warming presents are *NOT* air hose accessories?

I was just about to convert my shop over to air compressor tools... but now I'm nervous. Please Advise.
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ToddziLLa
10-12-2006 at 11:59 AM.
10-12-2006 at 11:59 AM.
Quote from Drio :
I had a friend go into a gas station one evening and this girl was giving him the eye. Well she just suddenly grabbed him... pulled him into the bathroom.. dropped trousers and bent over. He hit it.
That might be the coolest thing I have read this decade. What a lucky SOB. Should have taken pics with his cell phone.
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SnakePlisken
10-12-2006 at 12:02 PM.
10-12-2006 at 12:02 PM.
Quote from ToddziLLa :
That might be the coolest thing I have read this decade. What a lucky SOB. Should have taken pics with his cell phone.
He left it in his other dream.
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Iamsorry
10-12-2006 at 12:09 PM.
10-12-2006 at 12:09 PM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
He left it in his other dream.
you rock
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Drio
10-12-2006 at 12:15 PM.
10-12-2006 at 12:15 PM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
He left it in his other dream.
I have absolutely no reason to impress internet people with made up stories. Meh.. I admitted that I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't know the guy myself.
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