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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.
October 12, 2006 at
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Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.
I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.
I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!!
Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.
I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!!
Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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I was on a train from Hartford, CT to NYC when it broke down in the middle of nowhere. We were all stranded for about 8 hours while they replaced the engine, so I hit the club car that had a bar. Met a girl there and we proceeded to get drunk off our asses. Took her to the bathroom and snapped a photo with my camera of her servicing me.
True story
still twitches.
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see: ace and gary
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You read my mind.
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