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Man Says Ex-Girlfriend Stole His Sperm to Create Kids

901 November 27, 2011 at 04:58 PM in Babies & Kids (4)
A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit.

Joseph Pressil, 36, was not planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said.

So she took matters into her own hands, he told the New York Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11...z1exPMALDX

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11-29-2011 at 08:34 AM.
11-29-2011 at 08:34 AM.
Quote from coulditbeSatan :

Mrs. Mal: Don't have sex!

Satan: Why Mrs. Mal?

Mrs. Mal: Don't have sex until you're married!

Satan: But why, Mrs. Mal? Why shouldn't I ever have sex until I'm married?

Mrs. Mal: Just don't have sex, you little bastard!

Satan: Um...ok....Insane


Satan: But Mrs. Mal, if my (or any man's) semen is 'junk' something you find to be detestable and something you don't want to have exist because it's icky, then what does that make your 'stuff'? You know, your eggs....especially when they are evacuated from your body every month with.....with....when your Aunt Flo visits?

Mrs. Mal: It's beautiful!

Satan: But why Mrs. Mal?

Mrs. Mal: It just is, you little bastard! Now shut up! I'm right!

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This has potential to be a really weird porno.

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11-29-2011 at 09:05 AM.
11-29-2011 at 09:05 AM.
Quote from Mad Scientist :
Miss |V|al is correct. People should be more careful and selective about who they "sleep" with. Condoms break, people forget to take pills, etc., etc. and unintentional pregnancies occur everyday. If you don't want to "be attached" to the person you are about to have sex with, for the rest of your life, you probably should reconsider farking them.

Besides that, if you fark up and contract HIV, AIDS or other permanent STD, your chances of finding someone who is actually willing to marry you drastically decreases.
Exactly, well said. nod
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11-29-2011 at 10:24 AM.
11-29-2011 at 10:24 AM.
Quote from Mad Scientist :
Miss |V|al is correct. People should be more careful and selective about who they "sleep" with. Condoms break, people forget to take pills, etc., etc. and unintentional pregnancies occur everyday. If you don't want to "be attached" to the person you are about to have sex with, for the rest of your life, you probably should reconsider farking them.

Besides that, if you fark up and contract HIV, AIDS or other permanent STD, your chances of finding someone who is actually willing to marry you drastically decreases.
Yes people should be careful with who they sleep with, but not everyone is gonna wait 6-12months-marriage to have sex. Sex is an integral part to a relationship and I for one want to be sure that that aspect of my relationship is where I want it to be, which means making it part of a relationship before you're fully sure you want to be with that person. For me, I know I wouldn't want to continue a relationship if the sexual needs aren't satisfied.

But just because I choose to have sex doesn't mean that person has rights to my gametes for their own reproductive desires. Stealing DNA for the purpose of concieving a child that you will then extort for money is wrong. Flushing all that latex down the toilet isn't good for sewer system, the same way you shouldn't flush tampons down the toilet...therefore the place to put both items is in the trash can. It is wrong to steal that condom that has his gametes that was to be disposed for the purpose of not concieving a child and then use it for the opposite. It is lying and decetful to the disadvantage of the male and therefore making him a victim

Yes, people should be careful who they sleep with, but you shouldn't fault a person who thought he was in a relationship that had the understanding that there would be all the precautions made to avoid having a child and then the other person purposefully went against that understanding. It would be different were it an accident (that happens) but purposfully taking sperm-filled condoms and paying to get fertilized is purposeful, with the purpose of using that child to extort money.

That's the same thing as going into a mutual monogomous relationship and then one person specifically goes out and cheats on their SO all the while using their SO's money for food and other items and staying at their place. They are breaking the bounds of the understood relationship...and when found out will be out on their ass...which is what should happen to this chick!
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11-29-2011 at 10:51 AM.
11-29-2011 at 10:51 AM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
Word of advice - do not demean the "mother" - no matter how much you hate what is going on - don't do it. Be consistent with your behavior with your son - but don't demean the mother in front of your son - he will figure it out on his own, given time. Children are very intuitive.
I never have. It's hard sometimes though.. especially when she talks shit about me to him, or when she says something that's wrong that could potentially harm him or is a bad example for him. When she showed him the movies that gave him nightmares.. of course I wanted to be like, "well that's because she's a retarded whore and has no clue how to raise a child." Instead I said, "well.. if it scares you, just say 'this is too scary for me, can we watch something else?'" Next time I see him.. he must have tried that because he said, "well mommy says it's too scary for daddy, but not too scary for me."

Yeah. That stupid. But anyway...




So what I've gotten from the "smart" people in this thread is that each man should have a prepared HAZMAT team to succinctly dispose of all possible baby making juice after EVERY emission... cuz you can't just cum in tissue and throw it in the waste can, some psycho chick could break into your house, steal it, impregnate herself with it, and according to a select few mental giants here, that's clearly the guy's fault!!


It's sad how the man hating feminists here (not to be confused w/other feminists) don't understand how far they set their own movement back via their blatant hypocrisy.
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damsel.
11-29-2011 at 12:05 PM.
11-29-2011 at 12:05 PM.
Quote from beanqueen :
Yes people should be careful with who they sleep with, but not everyone is gonna wait 6-12months-marriage to have sex. Sex is an integral part to a relationship and I for one want to be sure that that aspect of my relationship is where I want it to be, which means making it part of a relationship before you're fully sure you want to be with that person. For me, I know I wouldn't want to continue a relationship if the sexual needs aren't satisfied.

But just because I choose to have sex doesn't mean that person has rights to my gametes for their own reproductive desires. Stealing DNA for the purpose of concieving a child that you will then extort for money is wrong. Flushing all that latex down the toilet isn't good for sewer system, the same way you shouldn't flush tampons down the toilet...therefore the place to put both items is in the trash can. It is wrong to steal that condom that has his gametes that was to be disposed for the purpose of not concieving a child and then use it for the opposite. It is lying and decetful to the disadvantage of the male and therefore making him a victim

Yes, people should be careful who they sleep with, but you shouldn't fault a person who thought he was in a relationship that had the understanding that there would be all the precautions made to avoid having a child and then the other person purposefully went against that understanding. It would be different were it an accident (that happens) but purposfully taking sperm-filled condoms and paying to get fertilized is purposeful, with the purpose of using that child to extort money.

That's the same thing as going into a mutual monogomous relationship and then one person specifically goes out and cheats on their SO all the while using their SO's money for food and other items and staying at their place. They are breaking the bounds of the understood relationship...and when found out will be out on their ass...which is what should happen to this chick!
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11-29-2011 at 12:11 PM.
11-29-2011 at 12:11 PM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
Wait, they were using condoms, he was having sex with her - and he WASN'T aware of what happened to the condoms AFTER the fact - something a little strange about this story. Do ALL men simply have sex with condoms on - and ALLOW the women to control what happens to the CONDOMS after the sexual act Scratchchin No wonder he is was in frozen suspension Ermm Don't know about you all - but this sounds a little fishy to me shake head
I kinda wondered why the clinic never thought it was odd that someone was bring them sperm in condoms. laugh out loud

I mean...if the guy is wearing a condom it could be a major factor in why she wasn't getting pregnant and should have tipped them off that there might be an issue.
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11-29-2011 at 12:50 PM.
11-29-2011 at 12:50 PM.
Quote from Shucksgirl :
I kinda wondered why the clinic never thought it was odd that someone was bring them sperm in condoms. laugh out loud

I mean...if the guy is wearing a condom it could be a major factor in why she wasn't getting pregnant and should have tipped them off that there might be an issue.
If she had talked to the clinic before hand...often times they'll send specimen cups home with people so that they feel more comfortable giving samples. And then she could transfer the sperm to the cup and take it in.
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jj.12321
11-29-2011 at 01:15 PM.
11-29-2011 at 01:15 PM.
Quote from IVIal :
Is it really "stealing" though if he's tossed it aside or given it to her? Dontknow
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Good lord, this is really stretching it.
Now the guy is responsible for bringing his own locked trashcan on a date when sex might happen, just in case the woman wants to scavenge the used rubber?
The fact that he was wearing a condom means he was not consenting to having kids.
This was no accident.

The crazy bitch should have to pay him child support for the rest of her life.
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11-29-2011 at 01:27 PM.
11-29-2011 at 01:27 PM.
Quote from Mad Scientist :
Miss |V|al is correct. People should be more careful and selective about who they "sleep" with. Condoms break, people forget to take pills, etc., etc. and unintentional pregnancies occur everyday. If you don't want to "be attached" to the person you are about to have sex with, for the rest of your life, you probably should reconsider farking them.

Besides that, if you fark up and contract HIV, AIDS or other permanent STD, your chances of finding someone who is actually willing to marry you drastically decreases.
So you're already commited to spending the rest of your life with this girlfriend of yours?
When did you get engaged or agree to that commitment?
I don't remember ever hearing that in that story you told about having sex with her the first time..
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11-29-2011 at 01:49 PM.
11-29-2011 at 01:49 PM.
Quote from jj.12321 :
So you're already commited to spending the rest of your life with this girlfriend of yours?
When did you get engaged or agree to that commitment?
I don't remember ever hearing that in that story you told about having sex with her the first time..
Secret Maybe there are things you don't know about this gentleman at this point in time, had you read through ALL of his threads Wink
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11-29-2011 at 01:53 PM.
11-29-2011 at 01:53 PM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
Secret Maybe there are things you don't know about this gentleman at this point in time, had you read through ALL of his threads Wink
Hey, if he had "The talk" and agreed to spend the rest of his life with her BEFORE having sex, then he has a right to post what he said.

Maybe he's engaged now.. but he wasn't when he first had sex, at least based on the story he told about spontaneous sex.. Either that, or he was exaggerating his story for entertainment.
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11-29-2011 at 01:56 PM.
11-29-2011 at 01:56 PM.
Quote from Phrozt :
I never have. It's hard sometimes though.. especially when she talks shit about me to him, or when she says something that's wrong that could potentially harm him or is a bad example for him. When she showed him the movies that gave him nightmares.. of course I wanted to be like, "well that's because she's a retarded whore and has no clue how to raise a child." Instead I said, "well.. if it scares you, just say 'this is too scary for me, can we watch something else?'" Next time I see him.. he must have tried that because he said, "well mommy says it's too scary for daddy, but not too scary for me."

Yeah. That stupid. But anyway...




So what I've gotten from the "smart" people in this thread is that each man should have a prepared HAZMAT team to succinctly dispose of all possible baby making juice after EVERY emission... cuz you can't just cum in tissue and throw it in the waste can, some psycho chick could break into your house, steal it, impregnate herself with it, and according to a select few mental giants here, that's clearly the guy's fault!!


It's sad how the man hating feminists here (not to be confused w/other feminists) don't understand how far they set their own movement back via their blatant hypocrisy.
I think what you are doing with your son is good. You cannot control what is happening at "her home". Though helping to make your son understand that "this movie is too scary" is a good way to put it. Her response you are unable to control, unfortunately. But with time, again, he will understand - give it time.

On the other subject, I do not agree with the way this "woman" handled this situation with this "man" - but at the same token - the story is a little strange to say the least imho. I'm not a feminist - in the way you maybe portraying the "word" - I believe that no one should be "caught up in this type of situation" - I've believed that since 1972/1973 - when birth control became available to one and all - especially "women" - and I see no reason for unnecessary pregnancies to happen - if proper precautions are taken - but that is my "own opinion" on this. When I hear - oh it was an accident - I literally cringe - as back in the day - wow - we managed not to have "accidents" - and did everything in our power not to have them - were we smarter Scratchchin or just skeered to death at what the reaction at home might have been Dontknow Wait I do know, yep, skeered to death at the reaction at home.

Quote from jj.12321 :
Hey, if he had "The talk" and agreed to spend the rest of his life with her BEFORE having sex, then he has a right to post what he said.

Maybe he's engaged now.. but he wasn't when he first had sex, at least based on the story he told about spontaneous sex.. Either that, or he was exaggerating his story for entertainment.

Maybe, maybe not, only the gentleman knows, but you certainly do not Wink

Quote from jj.12321 :
Hey, if he had "The talk" and agreed to spend the rest of his life with her BEFORE having sex, then he has a right to post what he said.

Maybe he's engaged now.. but he wasn't when he first had sex, at least based on the story he told about spontaneous sex.. Either that, or he was exaggerating his story for entertainment.

Maybe, maybe not, only the gentleman knows, but you certainly do not Wink
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11-29-2011 at 02:00 PM.
11-29-2011 at 02:00 PM.
Quote from jj.12321 :
Hey, if he had "The talk" and agreed to spend the rest of his life with her BEFORE having sex, then he has a right to post what he said.

Maybe he's engaged now.. but he wasn't when he first had sex, at least based on the story he told about spontaneous sex.. Either that, or he was exaggerating his story for entertainment.

Maybe, maybe not, only the gentleman knows, but you certainly do not Wink
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11-29-2011 at 02:18 PM.
11-29-2011 at 02:18 PM.
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Maybe, maybe not, only the gentleman knows, but you certainly do not Wink
You can say that again...

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11-29-2011 at 02:19 PM.
11-29-2011 at 02:19 PM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
On the other subject, I do not agree with the way this "woman" handled this situation with this "man" - but at the same token - the story is a little strange to say the least imho. I'm not a feminist - in the way you maybe portraying the "word" - I believe that no one should be "caught up in this type of situation" - I've believed that since 1972/1973 - when birth control became available to one and all - especially "women" - and I see no reason for unnecessary pregnancies to happen - if proper precautions are taken - but that is my "own opinion" on this. When I hear - oh it was an accident - I literally cringe - as back in the day - wow - we managed not to have "accidents" - and did everything in our power not to have them - were we smarter Scratchchin or just skeered to death at what the reaction at home might have been Dontknow Wait I do know, yep, skeered to death at the reaction at home.
Yeah.. had my son out of wedlock w/an idiot. 3 months w/her and we knew we weren't right for each other.. and then she said, "I'm preggo" (yes, I've had a paternity test).

She was on the nuva ring (and so were a LOT of the other unplanned preggos in the OBGYN office) and we used condoms *as well* most of the time... so yeah, accidents do happen.

It's awesome how much ridicule from everyone that I got (and still get) during that time. My cousin who I have always had a really good relationship was the biggest surprise. She kept insisting that it would never happen to her and I'm like, "Really? So you're telling me you've never had sex, and/or never had sex and used protection? Oh wait.. you have?? Congratulations, you've done everything that I have."

Thing is.. it happens. Though the thought did go through my mind that my ex might have planted it.. but I don't think she really would have. I mean how do you get through two layers of protection?

oh.. and it's fun that after I mention to people that we used two types of protection, but not condoms all the time... I get even more ridicule because *I* should have been using condoms ALL the time. So when I'd first talk to someone about it, it was,
"well you should have used protection."
"We did."
"Oh.... well what did you use?"
"Nuva ring... and condoms most of the time."
"Well you should have used condoms EVERY time.. that's your own fault!"

I'm sorry, how many people do you know who regularly use two types of protection? Not saying people don't... but it's not that common.
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