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Official Funny Spam/Lottery Email Thread
November 7, 2007 at
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Post all notices of winning lottos, or any amusing spam here.
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didn't read it though...
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT,
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT (CBN)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
DATE: 7/11/2007
Dear:Friend.
This is to officially inform you that we the international credit settlement of central bank of nigeria has verified your ontract/inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your part payment of $6million is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of our contract/inheritance payment.
Secondly we have been informed that for you not to deal with the non officials in the bank and all your entire attempt to secure the release of your fund to you will be in vane.So we wish to advise you that h an illegal act like these have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.
Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific that is the latest instruction from MR. PRESIDENT.ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YA'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. AND EFCC CHAIRMAN MALLAM NUHU RIBADU, which will not involve any fraudlent act or money laundering and because the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA is running for final payment of the year thats why the order is given, As well as the INTERPOL and FBI in conjuction with HOMELAND SECURITY so you have absolutely nothing to be afraid of and due the previous scam and fraud act from imposters in our country we have maped outthat this card is sent to your personal address so,This card center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is twenty thousand dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the card payment center officer
Dr Daniel Watac
Email: [email protected]
Other informations will be given to you as soon as possible.And also send the following information:
1. Your full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address were you want them to send the atm card
4. Your age and current occupation
5. Attach copy of your identification
The ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out $6,000,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2006/2007 payment year.Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.
For oral discussion, call and email me back as soon as you receive this important message for further direction and also update me on any development from the above-mentioned office.
Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct,which is (ATM-822) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.
Regards,
Mr. Jude William
Director Atm Payment Department (CBN)
what kinda mail spam is that??????????????????
Now PM me you name, address, birthdate, ss# and I'll send you your share right away.
On Nov 7, 2007 6:13 AM, Francis White wrote:
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> It is with heartfelt hope that I write to seek your co-operation and assistance in the context stated below, I am Mr. Francis White, the personal Assistant to the late Mr. Daniel Harold. I got your contact during my search for a reliable person I could do business with, though I do not know you but I seek to ask a favour from you as this will sincerely benefit the both of us and all parties involved.
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> My late Boss was an Executive officer of a leading oil servicing firm for 10 years and he retired on the 28th day of September 2006. After a month, My Boss and his entire family died on their way to a Conference in an Automobile crash on the 11th day of December 2006. Before his death my Boss had a total sum of $13,000,000.00(USD) with a company in Europe, hoping of transferring the funds to his country {United Kingdom} after his retirement as soon as he comes back from the conference.
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> According to the {DEED OF WILL} made be my late Boss, He wrote {DEED OF WILL} that if anything should happen to him, That I should make sure I locate any of his family members. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for close to a year now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased.I agree to pay you 50% of the fund as the account owner, 50% for me.
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> Please do provide the following information for the application processing.
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> 1. Your full name:
> 2. Contact address:
> 3. Occupation:
> 4. Phone number for verbal communication:
> 5. Age (Date of Birth):
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> Thanks and God bless.
> Francis White.
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REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L
BATCH: 4583JL/WIN
MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION: UNITED KINGDOM
Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held early this month 2007. Your company or your personal e-mail address, attached to winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, With serial number 647489, consequently won in the Tenth lottery category.
You have been approved for lump sums pay out of 850,000. British pound sterling in cash Credited to file REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. Selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.
The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses
from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No ticket were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is to encourage our prominent Microsoft Internet Explorer users all over the world, and for the Continues use of E-mail.
Your fund (Certified Cashiers Cheque) has been insured with your REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for Processing and remittance of your prize to you.
Rev. Mike Charles
Claims Officer U.K.
E-mail: [email protected]
You are to reply to this In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and winning numbers in all correspondences with your claims officer. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number.
(This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained)
PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU ARE TO SEND THE BELOW INFORMATION REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE:
1.Full Name:..............................................................
2.Address:.................................................................
3.Nationality:.............................................................
4.Age:.........................Date of Birth:..........................................
5.Occupation:.............................................................
6.Phone:...............Phone 2:...................Fax:.....no............
7.State of Origin:......................Country:........................
Sincerely,
Mrs. Maurrine C. Anner
Secretary
Oh wait, that is a yawn...
ABIDJAN-IVORY COAST.
GREETINGS, PLEASE FORSECURITY REASON, TRY AND REACH ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL:[email protected]
I WRITE TO INTIMATE YOU OF A MATTER THAT REQUIRES AN URGENT ATTENTION,WITH REGARD TO YOUR REPOSED PERSONALITY AS A RELIABLE, TRUSTWORTHY AND GOD FEARING PERSON.
I MUST NOT FAIL TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, I AM MISS RITER WILLIAMS A CITIZEN OF SIERRA-LEONE, THE DAUGHTER OF THE LATE MR LAURENT WILLIAMS, MY FATHER WAS A GOLD AND COACOA MERCHANT, BASED IN ABIDJAN (IVORY COAST) HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR BUSINESS TRIPS BUT BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN, HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF USD$ 18 MILLION, DEPOSITED IN ONE TRUK BOX KEPT INTO A PRIVATE SECURITY AND STORAGE COMPANY HERE IN ABIDJAN.
THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY DAUGHTER FOR THE BENEFICIARY IN DEPOSITING OF THE FUND HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE.
I AM HUMBLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS. YOU WILL SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS MONEY SINCE I AM A GIRL OF 24 YEARS, YOU WILL PROVIDE OR LOOK FOR A LUCRATIVE VENTURE WHERE THIS MONEY CAN BE INVESTED ON, TOGETHER WITH YOU.I HAVE AGREED TO INVEST MY MONEY VIABLE IN ANY OVERSEA COUNTRY THROUGH YOUR ASSISTANCE AND DIRECTIVES BEFORE PROCEEDING WE WILL GET TO BE MORE FAMILIAR AND ALSO GO INTO AN UNDERSTANDING WORKING AGREEMENT BECAUSE OUR LIFES AND FUTURE NOW DEPENDS ON THIS VERY MONEY.
ME AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER HAVE AGREED TO GIVE YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF ((usd$18MILLION)) FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO US.WHILE THE REST OF THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR THE INVESTMENT TOGETHER WITH YOU. I SINCERELY WISH TO INTRODUCE AND MAKE YOU MY BUSINESS PARTNER AND ADVISORY CONSULTANT OF MY PROPOSED INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
SO IF YOU CAN BE ABLE TO ASSIST ME ,PLEASE DO URGENTLY REPLY ME SO THAT I WILL LINK YOU FOR FURTHER DETAILS,AND DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS WHILE REPLYING THIS LETTER.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU .
N.B I AM HEAR WITH MY YOUNGER BROTHER MARK THOMPSON.
YOURS SINCERELY ,
MISS RITER WILLIAMS.
PLEASE FORSECURITY REASON, TRY AND REACH ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL: [email protected]
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sorry for the all caps but thats how it came and i wasnt gonna retype it
i think she accuses me of being god fearing cause im gay... but i dont fear god... i love him... i saw his cameo on drawn together
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