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Official Funny Spam/Lottery Email Thread

32,527 1,665 November 7, 2007 at 10:18 AM in Humor
Post all notices of winning lottos, or any amusing spam here.

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HeyLookItsMe
11-07-2007 at 11:13 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:13 AM.
Quote from rayzac99 :
If you were a 22 year old frat boy, then maybe EEK!
im in my 20s thanks for remembering my bday a few weeks ago Mad Mad Mad Mad
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ame2005
11-07-2007 at 11:19 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:19 AM.
Quote from Yuck :
This guy is died to me, literally.

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> Please do provide the following information for the application processing.

> 1. Your full name:
> 2. Contact address:
> 3. Occupation:
> 4. Phone number for verbal communication:
> 5. Age (Date of Birth):
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As opposed to...? What else would you do with a phone...? Hmm maybe oral communication?

Quote from carina83 :
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For oral discussion, call and email me back as soon as you receive this important message for further direction and also update me on any development from the above-mentioned office.

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Yuck
11-07-2007 at 11:20 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:20 AM.
Quote from amethyst8503 :
As opposed to...? What else would you do with a phone...? Hmm maybe oral communication?
Anal communication? :noclue:
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~Kimber~
11-07-2007 at 11:28 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:28 AM.
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Iagree We tease cuz we heart
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11-07-2007 at 11:29 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:29 AM.
alright alright, enough chit chat, where's the spam/lottery emails Ranting
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~Kimber~
11-07-2007 at 11:32 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:32 AM.
Quote from IVIax :
alright alright, enough chit chat, where's the spam/lottery emails Ranting
Hell, I'm still waiting for the funny part.
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11-07-2007 at 11:33 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:33 AM.
here's a funny spam...he can do balloon animals too.

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emelvee
11-07-2007 at 11:37 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:37 AM.
I was gonna post an email about a great deal on Viagra. Then I realized it was just my order confirmation.
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BostonGirl
11-07-2007 at 11:44 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:44 AM.
Shawn the Insane Rich Guy
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More options Nov 6 (1 day ago)
Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more


Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a minute to read this, my name is Shawn Casey, and I'm a millionaire that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning, and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take advantage of this: As part of an insane marketing test, I''m giving away an in-depth Internet "Business-In-A-Box" to 250 people today. I should be selling this for $497, but...I''m flat out giving it away. Your cost is zero... zip...zilch! Press here before you become the 251st person

http://aege

You probably think I''ve lost my mind - and maybe I have - but just visit this site right now and in 5 minutes you''ll have this awesome $497 Internet business training kit as my gift to you. No kidding! Press here to Grab it quick - right now - before I change my mind...

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Why am I giving this away? I finally got so sick and tired of watching fakers and bigmouths sell wrong information about how to make a fortune online... that I''ve decided give away my awesome Internet Business Training System so I can help people finally get the truth! See... I''ve made a fortune online and I''ve helped over 100,000 customers to unlock the secrets to getting started online - the right way. Press here to Grab it quick - right now - before I change my mind...

http://aege

Now, I''m giving away my $497 Internet Business-In-A-Box so you can get the inside secrets about how to make your own Internet fortune. But you must grab this right now because I''m only promising to do this for the next 250 people that visit this site. Press here before you become the 251st person

http://aege

Thank you so much for your time!
Shawn
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Aventura, FL 33180

To stop receiving email from Mining Gold Corporation,please visit

http://

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To stop receiving advertisements please follow this link, or write to the address below:

http://aege

Customer Service
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Suite 273
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I took out the links so no dumbies would click on it, sorry most my other emails can't be posted here..EEK! LMAO
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11-07-2007 at 11:45 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:45 AM.
Quote from arjunsr :
Post all notices of winning lottos, or any amusing spam here.
Reasons like this one, contained thread are why I love youuuuuuu! Blowkiss
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BostonGirl
11-07-2007 at 11:51 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:51 AM.
You Are Our Winner...... Inbox
Catherine Nola

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From: Catherine Nola Mailed-By: cox.net
Reply-To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 31, 2007 12:16 AM
Subject: You Are Our Winner......
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled?
You just won in our UK/Xmas promotion. You won the sum of £4,000.000.00 (Four Million Pounds Sterling). Do contact Mrs Catherine Nola.
Email- [email protected]

I'm thinking of holding out for more, what do you all thinkScratchchin




THIS ONE IS GOOD...Rofl2
"Mr. Zinfy Lucas Mbeki"

More options 11:35 am (3 hours ago)


Attention:

My name is Mr. Zinfy Lucas Mbeki I am South
African man by birth an resident in Spain.
I am a sale and account manager in a financial
consultancy firm here Madrid. My Company is
mandated to source for reliable investors in the
World over to invest available funds in
profitable business ventures.

This is why I am making this urgent contact with
you and your associatesSD associates?..hmm], some prominent
individuals in Marbella the Andalusia region of
Spain made these funds available to my firm
and the available fund is in US dollars
amounting to millions, because of the heat they
are now facing from the law for the unauthorized
sales of states properties, the city mayor and
deputy mayor amid allegations of money
laundering is now under house arrest, for
property development offences, including
building on land protected from development,
manipulation of public tenders, and the
acceptance of bribes as well as schemes to alter
the price of municipal services
.

In this sleaze scandal, which hit the southern
Spanish resort city Marbella in spring 2006,and
they know their chances of not going to jail is
slim they have asked my firm to act swiftly on
their behalf in other for them not to lose out
completely and save something for their family
members.

Depending on your experience and proposal
you will forward to us, we will determine a
suitable amount to remit to you to kick off the
business you intend to invest in. You will
manage this business without interference for a
period of three years, after which, the profit on
investment will be shared after taxation.

The investment areas are not limited and may
include new businesses or injection of funds into
an existing firm that, of course, is profit
oriented, bearing in mind that you are not
authorized to invest in public Companies or
Government agencies.

You can incorporate a firm fully owned by you
based on the laws of your Country or invest this
money in a private Company as a shareholder.
You can equally trade stock or export and
import goods as may be profitable. Fresh funds
may also be invested to enlarge the business if
the prospects are good.

All these are without any liability to you as this
is a risk that the fund owners are ready to take,
you will be required to make urgent contact with
us to finalize arrangements on how to move the
agreed funds into a fresh account you will open
with the bank where I have lodged the funds
and sign related documents that will authorize
you to manage this money on our behalf. A
draft agreement will be forwarded to you to
enable us fine-tune all gray areas and ensure a
smooth take off.

Please, reply to this mail and I will forward more
information to you all we need is to ascertain
your credibility, resourcefulness and experience.
I earnestly await your response.

Regards,
Mr. Zinfy Lucas Mbeki
Kindly reply to: [email protected]
Telephone: +34- 696-738-500
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Last edited by BostonGirl November 7, 2007 at 11:56 AM.
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ame2005
11-07-2007 at 11:57 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:57 AM.
Quote from Yuck :
Anal communication? :noclue:
I don't know how to communicate that way

Dontknow

Confused

Quote from BostonGirl :
You Are Our Winner...... Inbox
Catherine Nola

Hide options Oct 31
From: Catherine Nola Mailed-By: cox.net
Reply-To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 31, 2007 12:16 AM
Subject: You Are Our Winner......
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled?
You just won in our UK/Xmas promotion. You won the sum of £4,000.000.00 (Four Million Pounds Sterling). Do contact Mrs Catherine Nola.
Email- [email protected]

I'm thinking of holding out for more, what do you all thinkScratchchin

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No Deal!
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Last edited by comopeach November 7, 2007 at 12:00 PM.
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emelvee
11-07-2007 at 11:57 AM.
11-07-2007 at 11:57 AM.
Quote from amethyst8503 :
I don't know how to communicate that way
the shouting is what bothers me
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ame2005
11-07-2007 at 12:01 PM.
11-07-2007 at 12:01 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
the shouting is what bothers me
Maybe go easier? Dontknow I'm just guessing, but maybe they don't like your aggressive attitude Mad
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GeminiiGirl
11-07-2007 at 04:14 PM.
11-07-2007 at 04:14 PM.
Quote :
CONGRATULATION
You are Number(5) Amount won (1,000.000)One Million Great
Britain.Pounds MICROSOFT AWARD PROMOTION DEPARTMENT #1 Microsoft WayRedmond, WA 98052.

Reference No:FL/668530092
Batch No: 452006/14/FIFA06/FL

Full name:
Contact address:
Sex:
Tel:
Occupation
Nationality
Age:

Contact our Fiduciary agent
Mr.Dan Griffith
E-mail: [email protected]

Greedy im rich Yahoo!
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