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The super bitchy version. Whee

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Last Edited by Drio December 17, 2007 at 07:32 PM
People go creating me and I'm sick and tired of it! Whaaaaaa!!! Ranting

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w3kn
08-25-2010 at 04:10 AM.
08-25-2010 at 04:10 AM.
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It's not me. It's my two year old niece. In a very sensitive place. And she's had to have it lanced and drained twice because the infection is so bad.

Thankfully she's home now and seems to be feeling better. She was in so much pain though for the last 5 days that at times she could barely walk. They put her on codeine, for crying out loud. A 2 year old. On codeine. Bleh.
Yikes. I remember when my BIL had a scare like that. Luckily his turned out to not be MRSA.

Hope all goes well for your niece.
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08-25-2010 at 06:04 AM.
08-25-2010 at 06:04 AM.
the whine/bitch/rant i was about to post seems totally superficial now Sadwalk
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08-25-2010 at 07:35 AM.
08-25-2010 at 07:35 AM.
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the whine/bitch/rant i was about to post seems totally superficial now Sadwalk
Go for it!

If you don't I'll have to WBR that I was robbed of one of your hysterical posts. Trust me, you don't want be to start bitching. I have the whole day off. And a lot of angst.
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08-25-2010 at 07:38 AM.
08-25-2010 at 07:38 AM.
Muscle twitch in my shoulder is driving me crazy.
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08-25-2010 at 07:43 AM.
08-25-2010 at 07:43 AM.
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Go for it!

If you don't I'll have to WBR that I was robbed of one of your hysterical posts. Trust me, you don't want be to start bitching. I have the whole day off. And a lot of angst.
What posts have you been reading? Scratchchin

OK, what I was going to post earlier....

There's a woman that goes poo every morning in my office. It's like clockwork. 2 cups of coffee ---> poo. We have Febreze Apple Cinnamon in there, so afterwards it smells like she shit on an apple pie.

Not anymore. They switched it out. Now it smells like she's shitting on a pine tree. And that's so much worse. Annoyed
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08-25-2010 at 07:46 AM.
08-25-2010 at 07:46 AM.
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What posts have you been reading? Scratchchin

OK, what I was going to post earlier....

There's a woman that goes poo every morning in my office. It's like clockwork. 2 cups of coffee ---> poo. We have Febreze Apple Cinnamon in there, so afterwards it smells like she shit on an apple pie.

Not anymore. They switched it out. Now it smells like she's shitting on a pine tree. And that's so much worse. Annoyed
I had thought shitting on an apple pie was somewhat funny. Probably because I didn't have to smell it. Shitty pine forest sounds worse. Then again all aerosol air fresheners make me : vomit: For your sake I hope she has terrible bouts of constipation soon.
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08-25-2010 at 07:48 AM.
08-25-2010 at 07:48 AM.
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I had thought shitting on an apple pie was somewhat funny. Probably because I didn't have to smell it. Shitty pine forest sounds worse. Then again all aerosol air fresheners make me : vomit: For your sake I hope she has terrible bouts of constipation soon.
It'll never happen. She shits every morning. I'm not lying. She's in and out of the bathroom really quickly, but she's always droppin' a deuce. I think the coffee somehow...gets things going. laugh out loud
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08-25-2010 at 07:52 AM.
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It'll never happen. She shits every morning. I'm not lying. She's in and out of the bathroom really quickly, but she's always droppin' a deuce. I think the coffee somehow...gets things going. laugh out loud
Perhaps she'll get pregnant or have some other medical condition that will prohibit coffee consumption. Of course the phrase hope in one hand and shit in the other comes to mind....
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08-25-2010 at 10:31 AM.
08-25-2010 at 10:31 AM.
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08-25-2010 at 11:13 AM.
08-25-2010 at 11:13 AM.
Talking about sex (in various ways) all day has caused me to be extremely bitchy at work right now. Because I'd rather be Censored!!

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08-25-2010 at 11:16 AM.
08-25-2010 at 11:16 AM.
I am out of Diet Coke. Since this has become an official "do nothing day" for me. Do I go out and get a Diet Coke. Or just continue to sit here and wish I had one?
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08-25-2010 at 11:19 AM.
08-25-2010 at 11:19 AM.
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I am out of Diet Coke. Since this has become an official "do nothing day" for me. Do I go out and get a Diet Coke. Or just continue to sit here and wish I had one?
Sit there, whine about it, and then go get it.

Or better yet, whine to BF that you need some and have him pick it up on the way home from work.
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08-25-2010 at 11:19 AM.
08-25-2010 at 11:19 AM.
Go get yourself 2 Diet Cokes, in case the urge strikes again later while you continue to do nothing.
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08-25-2010 at 11:21 AM.
08-25-2010 at 11:21 AM.
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Sit there, whine about it, and then go get it.

Or better yet, whine to BF that you need some and have him pick it up on the way home from work.
If I choose the latter then I have to wait another 3+ hours. Probably going to do the first option as I can complete this one at a local frive-thru for $1.06.

Hey, nobody ever said WBR's posted had to be major or earth shattering.
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08-25-2010 at 11:28 AM.
08-25-2010 at 11:28 AM.
here's something major and earth shattering.

i'm about to tell my boss i'm sick (and go home early) when i'm not sick. i'm just pissed off i got passed up for a promotion i deserve Ranting

ok it's not major, nor is it earth shattering. but it's gonna make me feel better. nod
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