RETIRED: The Official Whine, Bitch, and Rant Thread

Suddenly a lot of things make sense.





Autumn - you look great! I wish we lived closer...


Ok - the rest of you moms can just hang it up. I've clinched "mom of the year" for 2008. Yesterday it was the near-hanging in the back yard. Today? The boys ran away. Keep in mind they are 4.5 and 2.5.

Grandpa left after Easter dinner and didn't lock the gate. The boys were outside playing, I'm emailing my friend the lactation consultant to have her call my sister, DH is playing on another computer. I get up to stir the macaroni and notice the gate is open. I yelled "GATE IS OPEN" and ran out the door to the neighbors' house, expecting the big twerp to be there trying to score some wii time. DH runs the opposite way and finds them walking down the sidewalk nearly 2 blocks away. Oh My Autumn's Dad. They were barefoot. They crossed the street ("But I was careful, mama!") and apparently cars looked at them. I didn't yell - much. I told the big one how scared I was that he could have been really hurt and how he should never ever leave our yard without Mommy or Daddy with him. "But I wanted to go for a walk with my brudder!"

The dude tried to lawyer his way out of it. It wasn't until I threatened to throw away all things electronic that he realized the severity of his actions and began to cry.

I can't take much more of this! DH tells me the boys are just getting warmed up.

They are the reason Mommy drinks.

Is today a day where you typically interact with your family? Even if you don't see them?


Today, I called my father, and both my sisters and got voice mail/answering machines from all of them. It's 10:30 almost and haven't heard back from any of them. I've interacted with a grand total of 2 people today.

Happy Easter.

we need more ranting in this thread, so....

Jenni's posts are at 4,499. go make one post that counts!

They are the reason Mommy drinks.

Finally, I called Pugsley, thinking maybe he DID follow him...when I saw what direction Pugs came from, I ran. I mean RAN. He was in a cornfield behind the property...no shoes. The corn had been harvested, so it was broken over stalks..I don't know how he didn't tear his feet up. I almost lost my freaking mind. I feel for you.

i used to dye my hair every week because i worked at a Sallys Beauty Supply and got a big discount. i'd get bored and color it a different shade.

I have to take a crap but I'm tooo lazy to walk to the bathroom

I have to take a crap but I'm tooo lazy to walk to the bathroom

Riss in frackin son of beachin no good fsdjklnfhsjdhfpisfpsdbfskjdbfs

How's that

I have to take a crap but I'm tooo lazy to walk to the bathroom

we need more ranting in this thread, so....

Jenni's posts are at 4,499. go make one post that counts!

I had to go back and look closely. Ok, since you're making Phantom feel more normal I guess he won't have to call the doggie authorities.

Autumn - you look great! I wish we lived closer...

Ok - the rest of you moms can just hang it up. I've clinched "mom of the year" for 2008. Yesterday it was the near-hanging in the back yard. Today? The boys ran away. Keep in mind they are 4.5 and 2.5.

Grandpa left after Easter dinner and didn't lock the gate. The boys were outside playing, I'm emailing my friend the lactation consultant to have her call my sister, DH is playing on another computer. I get up to stir the macaroni and notice the gate is open. I yelled "GATE IS OPEN" and ran out the door to the neighbors' house, expecting the big twerp to be there trying to score some wii time. DH runs the opposite way and finds them walking down the sidewalk nearly 2 blocks away. Oh My Autumn's Dad. They were barefoot. They crossed the street ("But I was careful, mama!") and apparently cars looked at them. I didn't yell - much. I told the big one how scared I was that he could have been really hurt and how he should never ever leave our yard without Mommy or Daddy with him. "But I wanted to go for a walk with my brudder!"

The dude tried to lawyer his way out of it. It wasn't until I threatened to throw away all things electronic that he realized the severity of his actions and began to cry.

I can't take much more of this! DH tells me the boys are just getting warmed up.

Is today a day where you typically interact with your family? Even if you don't see them?


Today, I called my father, and both my sisters and got voice mail/answering machines from all of them. It's 10:30 almost and haven't heard back from any of them. I've interacted with a grand total of 2 people today.

Happy Easter.

I'll come and cut it! If you don't mind straight across.

I have to take a crap but I'm tooo lazy to walk to the bathroom.

Done. I'd have more if crap didn't keep getting chatted or deleted.

Ehh...I'm not picky. Just don't expect a tip

I'm sorry you had a scare with your son too : hug:

For real! If a certain MOD would change this back to rant we'd all hit like, two mile stones in one day in terms of post count, lol. Hell, the bitching we do about the fact that this is chat alone, should make it a rant thread

Eh...it was several years ago...you live and learn.

There will be a tip---I will steal you to go shopping.



I'd hit 5k.

I'd hit 25 AND 26k in one day.

Oh Arj...please do it. PLEASE???! It would make me like...legondary or something I'd even talk to you again on MSN

And damn girl...we are SO SO going shopping sometime. I don't have any shopping buddies and it makes me We'd have so much fun!

Done. I'd have more if crap didn't keep getting chatted or deleted.