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L8: Grand Teacher
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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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/sarcasm
Why can't you park in the visitors parking when the front row is full instead of on the side? I know you feel like you are the king of these townhouses, but you wont get hurt for having to walk a few more steps, you and your wife sure could use the extra steps.
You have some really sweet grandchildren that come to visit you but your youngest granddaughter has the meanest streak I've ever seen. I know she is the same age and has the same name as my daughter. The first time I met her, she pushed my daughter to the ground in front of me. Her mother just said "Oh sorry" like this happens all the time. Your granddaughter is built like a line backer and needs a bath terribly. The child has no manners, bullies my daughter and keeps asking me to feed her. I offer the kids fruits and healthy snacks - your kid has flat out refused then proceeded to grill me on where I keep the sweets. Next time she's over, have the troll stay on your side of the fence.
Thanks.
Your daughters have been out in the backyard screaming at the top of their lungs all day. If they inherited this trait from you, I thank goodness that your bedroom is on the opposite side from our house.
If I catch your farking cat taking a dump in my lawn, you'll never, ever see the furry bag of fecal matter again.
My wife's stupid little dog thinks the cat turds are tasty treats just for him. He eats them then later when he's back in the house, he barfs them up on the carpet.
The slutty little Boy Scout costume you wore for Halloween was um ... interesting. That being said, Halloween is over. It's time to pack it away. Use a matchbox ... I'm sure it will fit.
kthx.
hand off ass... off. ass.
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Thank you for leaving your packages on your doorsteps. I am enjoying the new phone, textbooks, and drugs immensely. I could use some new clothes as well. Think you could help me out?
Thank you for leaving your packages on your doorsteps. I am enjoying the new phone, textbooks, and drugs immensely. I could use some new clothes as well. Think you could help me out?
Today is November 19th. In a week or so the rest of us will be putting out our Christmas decorations. Please get off your butt and take down the lame-ass Halloween decorations you have hanging from your trees.
kthx.
I know it's a little early for Christmas decorating, but it's nice and I wanna play outside and the cold really make me hurt so I am doing this week.
At least I don't have any lame-ass Halloween decorations out!
Just kidding. Bumping so people in the other thread that I am ignoring can see this thread.
Just kidding. Bumping so people in the other thread that I am ignoring can see this thread.
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