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Dear Neighbor

3,085 859 June 11, 2008 at 11:11 AM in Question
Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.

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SnakePlisken
06-21-2016 at 12:47 PM.
06-21-2016 at 12:47 PM.
Quote from mystery250 :
It's not a trailer park... We live in a house, however they are very close together. You can almost outstretch your arms and touch the next house. The idgets with the music are across the street, four houses down. *sigh*
they are disturbing the peace. is that house located in the business district, why won't the cops come out?
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mystery250
06-21-2016 at 12:51 PM.
06-21-2016 at 12:51 PM.
That sentence was horrible, grammatically. I'm sorry for making you suffer through it.

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Oh that really sucks.
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fsyowad
06-21-2016 at 04:12 PM.
06-21-2016 at 04:12 PM.
Quote from mystery250 :
Dear neighbor, (across the street a few houses down) turn your music down. It's 3:30am. You really have no respect for anyone but yourself. I'm getting so tired of this. The police won't do anything.

My next step is to send you a letter, perhaps.

Sheesh. No idea.

Do they party? Possibly drink and drive? Get Medievil. A letter will make things worse.

Change your router's SSID to "City Cameras 1-3" ? Big Grin Then boost it's power so everyone sees it.
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Zoe Moon
06-21-2016 at 05:00 PM.
06-21-2016 at 05:00 PM.
Quote from mystery250 :
Dear neighbor, (across the street a few houses down) turn your music down. It's 3:30am. You really have no respect for anyone but yourself. I'm getting so tired of this. The police won't do anything.

My next step is to send you a letter, perhaps.

Sheesh. No idea.
Are there people coming and going during the night, not spending much time there? Call the cops and tell them exactly that, classic signs of a drug dealer.
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CheapestGamer
07-02-2016 at 09:32 PM.
07-02-2016 at 09:32 PM.
Dear neighbor,

Thank you for lighting off fireworks to let us all know you know how to blow money on stupid shit. Furthermore thank you for shooting them off till 12 a.m.-1 a.m. a night to two nights before Independence Day. Now I love 'Murica the same as you, but I've had some long, stressful days lately and sleep doesn't come as quickly as it did before.

So thanks for keeping me awake, assholes. Remind me to throw a lit bag of dog shit on your front doorstep to celebrate the 5th of July and hope you stomp it out barefoot, you sack of shit.
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Zoe Moon
07-03-2016 at 09:31 AM.
07-03-2016 at 09:31 AM.
Quote from CheapestGamer :
Dear neighbor,

Thank you for lighting off fireworks to let us all know you know how to blow money on stupid shit. Furthermore thank you for shooting them off till 12 a.m.-1 a.m. a night to two nights before Independence Day. Now I love 'Murica the same as you, but I've had some long, stressful days lately and sleep doesn't come as quickly as it did before.

So thanks for keeping me awake, assholes. Remind me to throw a lit bag of dog shit on your front doorstep to celebrate the 5th of July and hope you stomp it out barefoot, you sack of shit.
The owner of this house is going to have an awkward conversation today with his neighbors.

http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/f.../380818490

Fireworks are banned in most areas of WA state this year due to a lack of rain and dangerously dry conditions. Yet two asshats in our neighborhood were shooting off fireworks but by the time the deputy got here both of them had stopped.
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CheapestGamer
07-03-2016 at 12:39 PM.
07-03-2016 at 12:39 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
The owner of this house is going to have an awkward conversation today with his neighbors.

http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/f.../380818490

Fireworks are banned in most areas of WA state this year due to a lack of rain and dangerously dry conditions. Yet two asshats in our neighborhood were shooting off fireworks but by the time the deputy got here both of them had stopped.
Yeah. It's not exactly all green and lush here either. Hopefully these idiots stop or run out after July 4th. Right now it's not even dark out yet and I've heard multiple booms from the industrial sized shells. What a waste. But it's their money.laugh out loud
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The Raddish
07-03-2016 at 05:46 PM.
07-03-2016 at 05:46 PM.
Dear Neighbor, slow the fark down!!
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CheapestGamer
07-03-2016 at 06:26 PM.
07-03-2016 at 06:26 PM.
Dear neighbor,

I'm glad you're having a July 4th party a day early and your guests are taking up half the farkin' street. Not only that but they're parking on the WRONG side of the street making it so those of us who LIVE here can't park in front of our own houses and other traffic can't even get up the g-damn street now. Good job, farkheads.
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Iaaaiws
07-03-2016 at 08:33 PM.
07-03-2016 at 08:33 PM.
Quote from The Raddish :
Dear Neighbor, slow the fark down!!
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JackHandey
07-04-2016 at 04:20 AM.
07-04-2016 at 04:20 AM.
Quote from CheapestGamer :
Dear neighbor,

I'm glad you're having a July 4th party a day early and your guests are taking up half the farkin' street. Not only that but they're parking on the WRONG side of the street making it so those of us who LIVE here can't park in front of our own houses and other traffic can't even get up the g-damn street now. Good job, farkheads.
Time for the neighborhood to turn on their sprinklers and maybe let their dogs piss on cars in front of their houses? Blocking traffic is a legit reason to call the cops.
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07-04-2016 at 08:07 AM.
07-04-2016 at 08:07 AM.
Quote from JackHandey :
Time for the neighborhood to turn on their sprinklers and maybe let their dogs piss on cars in front of their houses? Blocking traffic is a legit reason to call the cops.
Thankfully I was on my way out up the street and didn't have to contend with them. Sadly the people who moved into the houses two and three away from ours seem to have 2-5 vehicles per house. So the road gets cluttered as it is already. So I could only imagine the fiasco that it'll be for other major holidays.
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Zoe Moon
07-13-2016 at 02:56 PM.
07-13-2016 at 02:56 PM.
Dear neighbor,

I'm sorry your kids heard a sex scene and some cursing today but maybe if you got your kids under control, then I wouldn't have to turn up Orange is the New Black to full volume in order to hear it over their screaming.





(Note to the SDers: I usually close the windows when scenes like that come on but I ran upstairs for a moment and forgot to pause the TV, oops!)
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07-13-2016 at 03:07 PM.
07-13-2016 at 03:07 PM.
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha best one yet!
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Ms.arteest
07-13-2016 at 10:07 PM.
07-13-2016 at 10:07 PM.
Dear neighbor, thanks for renting your POS to ANOTHER group of meth cookers. The first one is still in jail
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