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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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Oh that really sucks.
My next step is to send you a letter, perhaps.
Sheesh. No idea.
Do they party? Possibly drink and drive? Get Medievil. A letter will make things worse.
Change your router's SSID to "City Cameras 1-3" ?
My next step is to send you a letter, perhaps.
Sheesh. No idea.
Thank you for lighting off fireworks to let us all know you know how to blow money on stupid shit. Furthermore thank you for shooting them off till 12 a.m.-1 a.m. a night to two nights before Independence Day. Now I love 'Murica the same as you, but I've had some long, stressful days lately and sleep doesn't come as quickly as it did before.
So thanks for keeping me awake, assholes. Remind me to throw a lit bag of dog shit on your front doorstep to celebrate the 5th of July and hope you stomp it out barefoot, you sack of shit.
Thank you for lighting off fireworks to let us all know you know how to blow money on stupid shit. Furthermore thank you for shooting them off till 12 a.m.-1 a.m. a night to two nights before Independence Day. Now I love 'Murica the same as you, but I've had some long, stressful days lately and sleep doesn't come as quickly as it did before.
So thanks for keeping me awake, assholes. Remind me to throw a lit bag of dog shit on your front doorstep to celebrate the 5th of July and hope you stomp it out barefoot, you sack of shit.
http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/f.../380818490
Fireworks are banned in most areas of WA state this year due to a lack of rain and dangerously dry conditions. Yet two asshats in our neighborhood were shooting off fireworks but by the time the deputy got here both of them had stopped.
http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/f.../380818490
Fireworks are banned in most areas of WA state this year due to a lack of rain and dangerously dry conditions. Yet two asshats in our neighborhood were shooting off fireworks but by the time the deputy got here both of them had stopped.
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I'm glad you're having a July 4th party a day early and your guests are taking up half the farkin' street. Not only that but they're parking on the WRONG side of the street making it so those of us who LIVE here can't park in front of our own houses and other traffic can't even get up the g-damn street now. Good job, farkheads.
I'm glad you're having a July 4th party a day early and your guests are taking up half the farkin' street. Not only that but they're parking on the WRONG side of the street making it so those of us who LIVE here can't park in front of our own houses and other traffic can't even get up the g-damn street now. Good job, farkheads.
I'm sorry your kids heard a sex scene and some cursing today but maybe if you got your kids under control, then I wouldn't have to turn up Orange is the New Black to full volume in order to hear it over their screaming.
(Note to the SDers: I usually close the windows when scenes like that come on but I ran upstairs for a moment and forgot to pause the TV, oops!)
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