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The Continuing Adventures of Doggy Daycare....

16,205 634 November 25, 2008 at 08:50 AM in Rant
Love it when little doggy penises don't go back in their sheath, and the vet tells you to use KY Jelly to lube it up and push it back in. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

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HeyLookItsMe
11-25-2008 at 12:46 PM.
11-25-2008 at 12:46 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
I was teasing. And we are a Representative Republic, not just a Republic.
republican representative... but the democrats won the majority and the presidency...
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Iaaaiws
11-25-2008 at 12:48 PM.
11-25-2008 at 12:48 PM.
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speaking of dog penises, the democrats won the majority and the presidency...
fixed Whee
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HeyLookItsMe
11-25-2008 at 12:54 PM.
11-25-2008 at 12:54 PM.
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fixed Whee
meant to imply there are no longer as many penises in washington anymore?
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Iaaaiws
11-25-2008 at 12:57 PM.
11-25-2008 at 12:57 PM.
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meant to imply there are no longer as many penises in washington anymore?
I'm pretty sure Hillary has two.
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TigerStar
11-25-2008 at 01:04 PM.
11-25-2008 at 01:04 PM.
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I'm pretty sure Hillary has two.
Her's and Bill's?
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ferky1
11-25-2008 at 01:46 PM.
11-25-2008 at 01:46 PM.
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I'm not a vet, but I sleep with one every night... and I have NEVER heard that one. Rofl2
You have challenged the sugar theory so I feel the need to defend. . . turns out that sugar is a legit treatment. I'm not a vet, but I play one on the internet. Here are some sites reinforcing the sugar method.


Site #1 [petservice.com]

Site #2 - with a very enlightening video OMG [ehow.com]
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TigerStar
11-25-2008 at 01:48 PM.
11-25-2008 at 01:48 PM.
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You have challenged the sugar theory so I feel the need to defend. . . turns out that sugar is a legit treatment. I'm not a vet, but I play one on the internet. Here are some sites reinforcing the sugar method.


Site #1 [petservice.com]

Site #2 - with a very enlightening video OMG [ehow.com]
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Question: My dog got an erection that would not go down and was unusually large. I heard if you sprinkle sugar on the dog's penis, the dog will lick off the sugar and the erection would go away. It seemed to work and the erection went away but the dog seems like he is lethargic. Was this a good idea and why did this happen to my dog? In other words, is this normal
laugh out loud the dog got himself off and is now lethargic. Who'd a thunk it?
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WildIrishRose
11-25-2008 at 02:47 PM.
11-25-2008 at 02:47 PM.
Quote from ferky1 :
You have challenged the sugar theory so I feel the need to defend. . . turns out that sugar is a legit treatment. I'm not a vet, but I play one on the internet. Here are some sites reinforcing the sugar method.


Site #1 [petservice.com]

Site #2 - with a very enlightening video OMG [ehow.com]
Ok.. I am so not clicking on the video.. I dont even want to know. This thread is already making me laugh.nod LMAO

You should get a counter and see how many dog pervs we have here on SD.
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11-25-2008 at 02:53 PM.
11-25-2008 at 02:53 PM.
i don't think i want to know how you found that video....
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HeyLookItsMe
11-25-2008 at 03:08 PM.
11-25-2008 at 03:08 PM.
that makes no sense... she is a quack....


she says the sugar will cause the blood (adema) to be relieved but she said the problem was cause by the hair wrapping around the shaft preventing if from retracting causing a tourniquet. i find it hard to believe that sugar will cause the blood to do anything because the blood cant get out... thats the problem... and sugar doesn't do anything to hair.... her whole thing is just nonsense....
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KTMay
11-25-2008 at 05:40 PM.
11-25-2008 at 05:40 PM.
...actually, the vets use a sugar treatment for dogs whose pee pee wont go back in with just the KY lube.
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emelvee
11-25-2008 at 05:43 PM.
11-25-2008 at 05:43 PM.
how's the penis doing, KTM?
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KTMay
11-25-2008 at 05:44 PM.
11-25-2008 at 05:44 PM.
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how's the penis doing, KTM?
According to the mom, it is still IN. Sent her home with the rest of the KY.
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11-25-2008 at 05:56 PM.
11-25-2008 at 05:56 PM.
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that makes no sense... she is a quack....


she says the sugar will cause the blood (adema) to be relieved but she said the problem was cause by the hair wrapping around the shaft preventing if from retracting causing a tourniquet. i find it hard to believe that sugar will cause the blood to do anything because the blood cant get out... thats the problem... and sugar doesn't do anything to hair.... her whole thing is just nonsense....
Where's the doggy rabbi when you really need one??
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KTMay
11-26-2008 at 03:38 PM.
11-26-2008 at 03:38 PM.
It came back out this afternoon. Owner took dog to vet. Vet treated with sugar. Sugar on...let it sit....rinse....repeat. True story. It's back in.
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