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Ask Me Anything: emelvee's Dad Joke/Pun edition

41,172 2,080 June 27, 2023 at 05:15 PM in Humor
AMA....but I can't promise when I'll reply Whee
Seriously... ask me anything wave
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VorlonFrog
06-30-2023 at 07:04 AM.
06-30-2023 at 07:04 AM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Well, just how many cockatoos have you chucked tonight, Woody?
LMAOWheeLMAO
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SnakePlisken
06-30-2023 at 11:47 AM.
06-30-2023 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Well, just how many cockatoos have you chucked tonight, Woody?
Does this mean he's from Texas?
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emelvee
06-30-2023 at 05:56 PM.
06-30-2023 at 05:56 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Well, just how many cockatoos have you chucked tonight, Woody?
None...but it's not even 9 pm Whee
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VorlonFrog
07-01-2023 at 08:06 AM.
07-01-2023 at 08:06 AM.
What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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SnakePlisken
07-01-2023 at 09:46 AM.
07-01-2023 at 09:46 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
American or some other place nobody gives a rat's ass about?
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07-01-2023 at 09:59 AM.
07-01-2023 at 09:59 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
What is the average wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Ask Rayzac about swallowing
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finzz2dlft
07-01-2023 at 08:42 PM.
07-01-2023 at 08:42 PM.
Do you know how to bake?
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finzz2dlft
07-01-2023 at 08:43 PM.
07-01-2023 at 08:43 PM.
Quote from SnakePlisken :
Does this mean he's from Texas?

Is that the state bird or sumthin'?
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finzz2dlft
07-01-2023 at 08:44 PM.
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LMAOWheeLMAO

Coverlaugh Whee Wink
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07-02-2023 at 07:51 AM.
07-02-2023 at 07:51 AM.
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Do you know how to bake?

1. Takes me about 15 minutes in the sun and I get a sunburn

2. I've made cakes, cookies, and bread from scratch. First attempt ever was a cake for a friend's birthday. I had to buy a mixer, cookbook, pan, etc. Mist expensive cake ever! But it turned out decent.
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SnakePlisken
07-02-2023 at 08:56 AM.
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Quote from finzz2dlft :
Is that the state bird or sumthin'?
Only 2 things come from Texas & birds ain't one of them
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finzz2dlft
07-03-2023 at 12:22 PM.
07-03-2023 at 12:22 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
1. Takes me about 15 minutes in the sun and I get a sunburn

2. I've made cakes, cookies, and bread from scratch. First attempt ever was a cake for a friend's birthday. I had to buy a mixer, cookbook, pan, etc. Mist expensive cake ever! But it turned out decent.
Baked Alaska FTW! And baked beans, And baked potatoes. And being half baked! Smoke

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Only 2 things come from Texas & birds ain't one of them
We now I am all a-twitter!
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07-03-2023 at 02:28 PM.
07-03-2023 at 02:28 PM.
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We now I am all a-twitter!
I noticed the Musk-y smell
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finzz2dlft
07-03-2023 at 03:04 PM.
07-03-2023 at 03:04 PM.
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I noticed the Musk-y smell

Tesla all about it!!!
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07-03-2023 at 08:50 PM.
07-03-2023 at 08:50 PM.
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Tesla all about it!!!
A famous celebrity sent me the whole story... I'll let the star link the article
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