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Ask Me Anything: emelvee's Dad Joke/Pun edition

41,172 2,080 June 27, 2023 at 05:15 PM in Humor
AMA....but I can't promise when I'll reply Whee
Seriously... ask me anything wave
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finzz2dlft
07-03-2023 at 10:52 PM.
07-03-2023 at 10:52 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
A famous celebrity sent me the whole story... I'll let the star link the article

Are you Sirius?
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emelvee
07-06-2023 at 03:56 PM.
07-06-2023 at 03:56 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Are you Sirius?
Yes, I AM
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finzz2dlft
07-06-2023 at 04:01 PM.
07-06-2023 at 04:01 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
Yes, I AM

F.M., I thought so!!
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SnakePlisken
07-06-2023 at 04:11 PM.
07-06-2023 at 04:11 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
Yes, I AM
wave Shirley!
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07-07-2023 at 04:40 PM.
07-07-2023 at 04:40 PM.
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Shirley!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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SnakePlisken
07-08-2023 at 08:13 AM.
07-08-2023 at 08:13 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Have you ever been in a turkish prison?
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VorlonFrog
07-08-2023 at 08:41 AM.
07-08-2023 at 08:41 AM.
Have you ever seen any movies about gladiators Timmy?
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finzz2dlft
07-08-2023 at 09:17 PM.
07-08-2023 at 09:17 PM.
Roger Roger. What's my vector, Victor?
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07-11-2023 at 03:20 PM.
07-11-2023 at 03:20 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Have you ever seen any movies about gladiators Timmy?
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Roger Roger. What's my vector, Victor?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
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emelvee
07-11-2023 at 03:21 PM.
07-11-2023 at 03:21 PM.
look around
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VorlonFrog
07-11-2023 at 04:01 PM.
07-11-2023 at 04:01 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
This is Captain Oveur, over.
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emelvee
07-11-2023 at 04:39 PM.
07-11-2023 at 04:39 PM.
I was hoping this thread would be a little more interesting...not so plane
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VorlonFrog
07-11-2023 at 08:12 PM.
07-11-2023 at 08:12 PM.
Your expectations are rather lofty, don't you think?
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dalokgawd
07-12-2023 at 06:12 AM.
07-12-2023 at 06:12 AM.
As usual, MLV has been Delta losing hand.
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07-12-2023 at 08:00 AM.
07-12-2023 at 08:00 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Your expectations are rather lofty, don't you think?

I'll post soon after I get out of the bathroom stall
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