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Blondes... the first chapter

7,096 1,695 November 4, 2025 at 08:21 AM
I haven't seen stories about blondes here for a while... so I must compel


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11-04-2025 at 10:37 PM.
11-04-2025 at 10:37 PM.
Why are they doubled over like that? It looks like they need to find a toilet and fast.
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11-07-2025 at 11:25 AM.
11-07-2025 at 11:25 AM.
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Why are they doubled over like that? It looks like they need to find a toilet and fast.
I think they are trying to demonstrate some sign of blonde power, probably showing the prowess of their bladder.


Blondes have more fun, power [thesimpsonian.com]
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Look at the facts: only nine percent of women in the United States are natural blondes, but blonde is the best-selling hair dye in the nation. Why are so many women trying to change who they are by dying their hair? The answer is obvious to those who've decided to bleach their hair.

The power and control attached to this specific hair color can be useful for any individual. Sometimes it can get a person out of a tricky situation. For example, if a blonde does something stupid, she can pass it off as a so-called "blonde moment." Instead of making fun, people will think, "Aww, cute. That was so silly." Jessica Simpson made her fortune on this type of situation.

Or say a blonde wants to really wow others. She could, with a little persistence, play the dumb blonde for a while. The setup may take quite some time, but when the conversation turns to a topic she knows well or has a strong opinion on, she can unleash all the intelligence she's been hiding.
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Whether it's because people pay more attention to them or they have an unspoken confidence, blondes really do have an advantage. Anything from having a door held open to landing the top position at a major corporation: the secret lies in knowing when and where to use the power of being blonde.
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12-08-2025 at 06:50 AM.
12-08-2025 at 06:50 AM.
Researchers agree -- bondes have more fun, power. Science has settled!

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Blondes have notoriously been stereotyped as bimbos, but researchers now suggests that blonde women live in a "bubble" and have a "warlike" attitude.

Women with blonde hair are more aggressive and determined to get their own way than their brunette and redhead counterparts, according to a study carried out by the University of California, because they attract more attention and are generally seen more attractive by men.
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"Many blondes exist in a kind of bubble where they have been treated better than other people for so long, they may not even realise they are treated like a princess," he said. "What we did not expect to find was how much more warlike they are than their peers on campus."

According to statistics, more than 85% of the world's population has dark hair and brown eyes, but in the same way that men can choose to shave their head bald or opt for hair loss treatment, women too can choose their hair colour. Interestingly, researchers found that women who dyed their hair blonde also took on natural blondes' attitude.
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"Blondes are more confident in their abilities, although the results do not necessarily support their confidence," said Catherine Salmon, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of Redlands, California. "Maybe responding to their own stereotypes, brunettes tend to work harder and expect less special treatment."

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12-09-2025 at 05:15 AM.
12-09-2025 at 05:15 AM.
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I haven't seen stories about blonds here for a while... so I must compel


Simpson celebrates an electric homecoming week [thesimpsonian.com]
But those dark eyebrows ALWAYS give them away, fake, Fake, FAKE!
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03-06-2026 at 08:01 AM.
03-06-2026 at 08:01 AM.
Britney Spears arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs
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The 44-year-old pop star, the only person in the car, exited the freeway and pulled over, a CHP statement said. She appeared to be impaired, took a series of field sobriety tests, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a combination of alcohol and drugs and was taken to a Ventura County jail, the CHP said. Chemical test results are pending and the case remains under investigation.

https://apnews.com/article/britne...2609bc72cf
After her arrest, a timeline of events in the life of Britney Spears since her conservatorship ended
https://apnews.com/article/britne...d8e169e543

Britney Spears' actions slammed as 'completely inexcusable' by representatives
https://www.the-express.com/enter...usable-dui

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