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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 09:44 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:44 AM.
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he is ?? Sadwalk
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that blows when the main character leaves, mash never was the same after Larry Linville left. couldn't stand that puffy old bald headed white fool the brought in.
yeah, it's gonna suck. steve carrell is like 80% of the office. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Quote from OhNoItsDEVO :
A book to teach you how to shit?!
farking Envirovangelists.
and i though your kid's book was ridiculous. laugh out loud
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ForeverDecember
10-05-2010 at 09:50 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:50 AM.
I have more sex than the OP!!! Whee Whee Whee
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 09:53 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:53 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
I have more sex than the OP!!! Whee Whee Whee
small world, especially in the OP's case
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ForeverDecember
10-05-2010 at 09:58 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:58 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
small world, especially in the OP's case
Yeah, once a year by myself would probably be more.
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10-05-2010 at 10:03 AM.
10-05-2010 at 10:03 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I love how my threads follow this formula:

I ask a question.
People insult me.
I counter with factual information.
People call me a liar.

I'm not trying to brag. I just wanted to know what other people would do. My sex life sucks. I'm jealous of every one of you that has a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. I'd give my big toes to wake up next to someone I love. Instead I hook up with girls I don't care about. It's fulfilling in the moment but doesn't leave me happy or content. Still think I'm a liar? Whatever.
hug

you're doing it wrong. you're supposed to look for a woman over 40 Big Grin
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veritablequandary
10-05-2010 at 10:33 AM.
10-05-2010 at 10:33 AM.
No women want to fark a guy without toes.
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 10:36 AM.
10-05-2010 at 10:36 AM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
No women want to fark a guy without toes.
So you would kick Brad Pitt out the bed even if he had no toes?
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-05-2010 at 10:45 AM.
10-05-2010 at 10:45 AM.
OP, I'd man the fark up and take a shit at the bar if I were that desperate to get laid. I mean, if you have to resort to one night stands with floozies at some busted up bar that can't even afford walls around its toilets... I can't see what kind of modesty or pride you'd still be trying to cling on to.
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coulditbeSatan
10-05-2010 at 10:45 AM.
10-05-2010 at 10:45 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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JBird77
10-05-2010 at 11:24 AM.
10-05-2010 at 11:24 AM.
If I had to go bad enough, I'd go in the woods.

Ive seen me do it.
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ForeverDecember
10-05-2010 at 12:56 PM.
10-05-2010 at 12:56 PM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
So you would kick Brad Pitt out the bed even if he had no toes?
Yuk I would kick him out of bed even if he did have toes.
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nessykins
10-05-2010 at 01:02 PM.
10-05-2010 at 01:02 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Yuk I would kick him out of bed even if he did have toes.
Me too! Whee

Johnny Depp on the other hand yummy

I saw a preview for a movie with him and Angelina. So much hotness in one movie OMG
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 01:06 PM.
10-05-2010 at 01:06 PM.
Quote from nessykins :
Angelina.
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.teri.
10-05-2010 at 01:09 PM.
10-05-2010 at 01:09 PM.
I didn't think men minded taking a poop in a men's restroom. Aren't they proud of it? The smellier the better and all that?
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10-05-2010 at 01:18 PM.
10-05-2010 at 01:18 PM.
Quote from .teri. :
I didn't think men minded taking a poop in a men's restroom. Aren't they proud of it? The smellier the better and all that?
yes, if you're this man:
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