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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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cwhetme
03-22-2011 at 11:37 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:37 AM.
Never Argue With a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.+
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03-22-2011 at 11:41 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:41 AM.
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Cowboy

You and I seem to win things on the same games. Honey Nut Cheerios, Tony's Pizza and Dentyne.

Crazy
must be the water Wink BTW, I got my HoneyNut Cheerios coupons the other day, up to a $6.39 value Big Grin - my wife went to the store yesterday and they had a "free" 3 lbs of bananas with purchase of Cheerios ...I love FREE!!woot
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GoldieRocks
03-22-2011 at 11:44 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:44 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Never Argue With a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.+
LMAO Thumbup
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03-22-2011 at 11:44 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:44 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Never Argue With a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.+

Man sitting at home on the verandah with hiswife and he says, "I love you."


She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"


He replies,
;"It'sme............. talking to the beer."


sorry couldn't resist
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GoldieRocks
03-22-2011 at 11:46 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from wtjc :
Man sitting at home on the verandah with hiswife and he says, "I love you."


She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"


He replies,
;"It'sme............. talking to the beer."


sorry couldn't resist
laugh out loud
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scorpi0n
03-22-2011 at 11:47 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:47 AM.
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I got a spam-mail!!! I am still laughing over this one!!!!

Dear Beloved.

I am Mrs. Ruth Hull From Malaysia. I am deaf and has cancer of the breast, My husband and I are true Christians, we lived all day in Colorado, U.S.A, since he was working here as a contractor, but quite unfortunately,I was brought up in a motherless baby??
wonder if this is the same person from the Buckle freebie thread that was trying to charge for getting the buckle??????
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03-22-2011 at 11:51 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:51 AM.
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laugh out loud
towpros got back with me said fireboy was going to help him... said would get back with me or you if that doesn't work out...
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julesp29
03-22-2011 at 11:51 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:51 AM.
OMG just got the e-mail I won $100.00 from Marlboro
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03-22-2011 at 11:51 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:51 AM.
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03-22-2011 at 11:54 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:54 AM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
towpros got back with me said fireboy was going to help him... said would get back with me or you if that doesn't work out...
Okay just let me know.
Did Razamom take you up on the offer for the freaker's ball..Big Grin
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treedown02
03-22-2011 at 11:54 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:54 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Never Argue With a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.+
That is sooo cutenod

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OMG just got the e-mail I won $100.00 from Marlboro
Did you REALLY??? Big congrats to ya if you didworship
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03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
Quote from julesp29 :
OMG just got the e-mail I won $100.00 from Marlboro
OMG Jules that is Awesome...You scared me with your post,lol..

CONGRAT"S !!!!

GroupwaveGroupwave
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03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
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must be the water Wink BTW, I got my HoneyNut Cheerios coupons the other day, up to a $6.39 value Big Grin - my wife went to the store yesterday and they had a "free" 3 lbs of bananas with purchase of Cheerios ...I love FREE!!woot
Cowboy

I got my first box at the grocery store where my boyfriend works, and the produce guy gave us two boxes of blueberries. (But they have the BIG boxes at Wal Mart.) That was a great win actually, and they let you keep playing. I did win the $50 from Dentyne (my best win so far). And I've had good luck with Tony"s...two pizzas and a $15 iTunes gift card.
I keep trying on Kool Aid!Smilie
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03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
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That is sooo cutenod



Did you REALLY??? Big congrats to ya if you didworship
Yes I did just now got the e-mail
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03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
03-22-2011 at 11:56 AM.
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fortunateson brought up a good point...
was that the person that was trying to charge on your thread? and if I remember you said "thats nice of you" ............
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