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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freezeany time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity togold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able toabsorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to abetter specimen.
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Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: BY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shapeeasily. Fairly dense and sometimesflaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as youngsamples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tendsto form strong bonds with it. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kid (Element:Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
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Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freezeany time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity togold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able toabsorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to abetter specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: BY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shapeeasily. Fairly dense and sometimesflaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as youngsamples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tendsto form strong bonds with it. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kid (Element:Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able toproduce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Couple of new ones that I haven't been playin', although I think I'll have to pass on the Stayfree Ultra-thin with Night-Guard zone
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Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace..
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.' Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs...'
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freezeany time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity togold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able toabsorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to abetter specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: BY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shapeeasily. Fairly dense and sometimesflaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as youngsamples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tendsto form strong bonds with it. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kid (Element:Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able toproduce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins tosmell.
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace..
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.' Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs...'
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
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A. Healthy, creative love-play.
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B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
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B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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THE OFFICIAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. 'I hope we can still be friends.'
B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville: Population, YOU.'
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Evaluating Results:
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, 'YOU DA MAN'
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My pleasure. I started posting contests around the end of January, and have become quite addicted to it! Between that, and keeping up on the Funny Farm shenanigans, it keeps me out of trouble while my girls are at school or sleeping.
The next day she called her girlfriend telling her: 'Well Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it, but the conversation was quite slow going. I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he's still a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something so I ask him and he says no but you know I'm not really sure, so anyway, in the cab back to our apartment I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me and I don't know what the hell that means because, you know, he doesn't say it back or anything so when we get back home I'm wondering if he's mad at me and so I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV and so I say I'm going to go to sleep and then after about 10 minutes he joins me and we make love, but he seemed really distracted.I don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???'
He met his buddies at the golf course the next morning and said: 'Shit day at work yesterday. Great sex later!'
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