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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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08-11-2011 at 10:38 AM.
08-11-2011 at 10:38 AM.
Quote from popp :
I just won a dove candy coupon.

Scientific American emailed me Monday that I had won one of their daily prizes worth ~$65. Today FedEx delivered a box with a tshirt, pens, water bottle ( for my bike from Mother Marlboro), rubber calculator, tote bag, autographed book, a years magazine subscription, pins and bumper stickers, A solar powered RC car. They are fast. It must be worth more than $65.
Congratulations on your win
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cwhetme
08-11-2011 at 10:48 AM.
08-11-2011 at 10:48 AM.
Quote from Gary123X :
especially dove bars

send it to me to be safe
bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce

Silky Smooth Milk Chocolate Bar


Serving Size: 1 bar
Servings Per Container: 1
Amount Per Serving: 40.8
Calories 220
Fat Calories 120
Total Fat 13 g
Saturated Fat 8 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 15 mg
Sodium 25 mg
Total Carbohydrate 24 g
Dietary Fiber 1 g
Sugars 22 g
Sugar Alcohols *
Protein 2 g
Vitamin A 2 %
Vitamin C *
Calcium 6 %
Iron 2 %
*Less than 2% Daily Value


I'm kidding you can eat them

unless your doctor said no salt what so ever in your diet
I mean no salt in anything
most of the time they don't want you to use extra salt and you should avoid real salty foods

here is a good link to foods to avoid (note chocolate not in there)


25 Surprisingly Salty Processed Foods

http://www.health.com/health/gall...78,00.html

here is a good link to foods to avoid (note chocolate not in there)

http://www.health.com/health/gall...78,00.html

under the picture of the french frys with all the salt click view all to see the whole list or click next 25 more times

oh I gave you the link with them all there
Thannks for the info. They didnt say to stay off of d=salt. Ive already done my own tests with the swelling and salt didnt make it worse, startchy foods did and very fatty foods did. I dont like salt anyway When I was a kid my friends dad worked for the city salting roads in the winter so he had huge blocks of salt in his garage. We would go in there and chip chunks of it off and suck on it and pretend it was rock candy!!! LMAO
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08-11-2011 at 10:52 AM.
08-11-2011 at 10:52 AM.
Quote from Jakava :
LMAO That was good Smilie
I seen something on f.b. about Trace Adkins Realease week contest to check your messages and you would have 24hrs to claim your prize.I didn't enter but I thought maybe you did.
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08-11-2011 at 10:52 AM.
08-11-2011 at 10:52 AM.
Quote from MTmom :
Has there been a decision about which camels at the zoo are the "FF chosen"? Smilie

My BEEing creative is slipping a bit Frown
I go visit the little bee every day and hes still top 6 at the petting zoo nod
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GoldieRocks
08-11-2011 at 11:02 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:02 AM.
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford...

"The material we put into our stomach's should have killed most of us sitting here, year's ago.Red meat is full of steroid's & dye.Soft drink's corrode your stomach lining.Chinese food is loaded with MSG.High transfat diet's can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by germ's in our drinking water.But,there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have,or will eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for year's after eating it?"



After several second's of quiet,
a 70 year old old man in the front row raised his hand,
and softly said,"Wedding Cake?"
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countrycowgirl
08-11-2011 at 11:19 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:19 AM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford...

"The material we put into our stomach's should have killed most of us sitting here, year's ago.Red meat is full of steroid's & dye.Soft drink's corrode your stomach lining.Chinese food is loaded with MSG.High transfat diet's can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by germ's in our drinking water.But,there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have,or will eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for year's after eating it?"



After several second's of quiet,
a 70 year old old man in the front row raised his hand,
and softly said,"Wedding Cake?"
tru datLMAO
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Jakava
08-11-2011 at 11:46 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from OHFuzzy :
Just won a coupon for DoveBar Ice Cream 8.67 oz.
Congrats Fuzzy Smilie Good day for you

Quote from popp :
I just won a dove candy coupon.

Scientific American emailed me Monday that I had won one of their daily prizes worth ~$65. Today FedEx delivered a box with a tshirt, pens, water bottle ( for my bike from Mother Marlboro), rubber calculator, tote bag, autographed book, a years magazine subscription, pins and bumper stickers, A solar powered RC car. They are fast. It must be worth more than $65.
Wow, good for you, Congrats Smilie
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08-11-2011 at 11:50 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:50 AM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
I seen something on f.b. about Trace Adkins Realease week contest to check your messages and you would have 24hrs to claim your prize.I didn't enter but I thought maybe you did.
LMAO Had I known about it BEFORE they drew the winners I would have, But thanks for letting me know Smilie
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08-11-2011 at 11:53 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:53 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
Good morning all! Would any (or all!) of you have any spare time to help me out? My son is starting college. I have been beating my head against the wall trying to find the best laptop for the...you guessed it...best price. His GM is paying, she says $1000 and I feel that's totally unnecessary. I do, however want the free XBox w/$699 purchase. I'm not going to fool myself into thinking it will only be used for homework, so I'm sure that graphic/sound cards, etc. are important. Oh, and it has to last him for the rest of his life! OK, fine...at least college. I was looking at this and got bogged down by the options: https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3193399

My brain hurts! Any help or suggestions?

I have another ??, too. Have any of you tried one of those voice to text programs? I'm having a beeyotch of a time typing (neck/arm probs), but really miss hanging on here. Thanks!!
Hello. sorry I missed you. Hope you get a good one. Dont know much about laptops. Mines a Dell and I like it. Thats all my expertise on that subject!!
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08-11-2011 at 11:54 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:54 AM.
Quote from Jakava :
LMAO Had I known about it BEFORE they drew the winners I would have, But thanks for letting me know Smilie
I thought you were up on that ..laugh out loud
So was that another contest than the one you mentioned before?
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08-11-2011 at 11:55 AM.
08-11-2011 at 11:55 AM.
Ok All you bean counters!!! I mean jelly bean counters!!! Guess how many jelly beans can fit in this fridge and you can win!!!! Jules, Youre good at this.. Give me a starting point!!! LOL https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?p=41632262#post41632262
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08-11-2011 at 12:02 PM.
08-11-2011 at 12:02 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
I thought you were up on that ..laugh out loud
So was that another contest than the one you mentioned before?
I usually am!!! AS much as I stalk that man all over the internet, FB is one place I don't, well, Didn't LOL I might now Smilie I think this one was just FB, and you had to write a comment about the new release.Which I could have done on Release Daynod The 2 others were through CMT, I think
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08-11-2011 at 12:10 PM.
08-11-2011 at 12:10 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Ok All you bean counters!!! I mean jelly bean counters!!! Guess how many jelly beans can fit in this fridge and you can win!!!! Jules, Youre good at this.. Give me a starting point!!! LOL https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?p=41632262#post41632262
I sure am glad I am NOT the poor sap, that has to count them all to see how many there is laugh out loud
We need a good math person laugh out loud
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08-11-2011 at 12:25 PM.
08-11-2011 at 12:25 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
I sure am glad I am NOT the poor sap, that has to count them all to see how many there is laugh out loud
We need a good math person laugh out loud
If you take how big a jelly bean is squared and divide it into the squared dimensions of the fridge you should get the lowest possible number. Then you take into account that jelly beans are not square and you should get a number nore in line with actual area.... Or ask our resident guess how many in the jar contest winner!!!! laugh out loud
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08-11-2011 at 12:26 PM.
08-11-2011 at 12:26 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
I usually am!!! AS much as I stalk that man all over the internet, FB is one place I don't, well, Didn't LOL I might now Smilie I think this one was just FB, and you had to write a comment about the new release.Which I could have done on Release Daynod The 2 others were through CMT, I think
laugh out loud
The only reason I knew about it was because I had listed I liked his music, so I get daily feed's from their site.
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