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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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Hope you don't intend on having any female visitors. Ever.
Female logic doesn't follow a direct path. Female logic always contains a patsie, something to blame her actions on just in case something goes wrong. Essentially, female logic is to do whatever you want and then justify it with unrelated bullshit excuses after the fact. It's actually reverse logic.
Well they'd have to be pretty damned drunk before you even brought them over if you're gonna show them a trough where you pee.
I doubt a line like "hey ladies, wanna come back to my place? I have a trough for urinating!" would work ever work on a sober girl.
Female logic doesn't follow a direct path. Female logic always contains a patsie, something to blame her actions on just in case something goes wrong. Essentially, female logic is to do whatever you want and then justify it with unrelated bullshit excuses after the fact. It's actually reverse logic.
Female logic doesn't follow a direct path. Female logic always contains a patsie, something to blame her actions on just in case something goes wrong. Essentially, female logic is to do whatever you want and then justify it with unrelated bullshit excuses after the fact. It's actually reverse logic.
I'm in the process of putting in a bathroom in my basement and if I have room I am going to put in a urinal as well
If you want to score points with the ladies, install a bidet.
Well they'd have to be pretty damned drunk before you even brought them over if you're gonna show them a trough where you pee.
I doubt a line like "hey ladies, wanna come back to my place? I have a trough for urinating!" would work ever work on a sober girl.
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Ladies that would know how to use one.
where are the pics of cats and balls?
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where are the pics of cats and balls?