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The Mayor of Moleterd
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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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Gee, can I see into your crystal ball for the lotto numbers next week?
Oh yeah, because she's representative of the ENTIRE female population, and that one joke totally proves your point.
I've seen people grasp at straws before, but goddamn.
Gee, can I see into your crystal ball for the lotto numbers next week?
I've seen people grasp at straws before, but goddamn.
Look, Screwy, I'm not rich, my Grandmother is, so if you're jealous, I can't help you there. It's your problem, not mine. I've never said I was special, whatever. I just repeated what she says.
And somebody else in this thread mentioned I might be subconsciously trying to get even with her for being so cold. I just have sense enough to consider that point of view, along with any others I hadn't thought of. I had a wonderful childhood, by the way. My Grandmother lives in another state and I only had to visit her for two weeks a few times a year. My parents were great to me and hugged me and approved of me enough to make up for my Grandmother's failures.
Plain and simple, I've examined my reasoning and I'm having a vasectomy because I don't want children. As far as your thoughts on my gene pool, I don't think yours is anything to brag about either.
So.....get off your period podium and don't assume you're always right just because you can't hold your tongue once in a while. "Picca" is mainly full of shite.
I definitely see it and I want you to come back here and tell us when you cat pees on your fuzzy toilet seat.
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....and stop trying to make this thread all about JSinger
They don't even go in the bathrooms upstairs or downstairs, because they associate these bathrooms with getting a bath, which they HATE. I can't even coax them in there with a bag of treats or catnip.
So now that you have all pertinent facts, do you still presume to "know" that one of my cats will go up into my bathroom and pee on the toilet lid cover?
Did you miss the first 100+ posts?
They don't even go in the bathrooms upstairs or downstairs, because they associate these bathrooms with getting a bath, which they HATE. I can't even coax them in there with a bag of treats or catnip.
So now that you have all pertinent facts, do you still presume to "know" that one of my cats will go up into my bathroom and pee on the toilet lid cover?
Did you miss the first 100+ posts?
Just promise me, here and now, that you will tell me when the cat pees on your fuzzy toilet seat. That's all that I am asking
Just copy and paste this: vec, I promise that I will tell you when my cat pees on my fuzzy toilet seat.
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....and stop trying to make this thread all about JSinger