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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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08-21-2011 at 12:45 PM.
08-21-2011 at 12:45 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
lol.. take pride in knowing that at least you had one to lose Wink
Really wasn't much of a loss.bounce
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Sprokitz
08-21-2011 at 12:45 PM.
08-21-2011 at 12:45 PM.
I'm outta here GONE FISHIN nod
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Angiex57
08-21-2011 at 12:47 PM.
08-21-2011 at 12:47 PM.
Quote from Sprokitz :
well I guess I could have blown smoke up your,,,, ah, nevermind... you did say facenodLMAO
wouldnt be the first time.. now blow the damn smoke will ya
cya..
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cwhetme
08-21-2011 at 12:51 PM.
08-21-2011 at 12:51 PM.
Quote from Sprokitz :
I just hope it's not a generic email and my great prize is a chocolate barFrown
A $600 chocolate bar???? Thats one big bar of chocolate!!!! Better not tell Angie where you live!!! LMAO
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08-21-2011 at 12:54 PM.
08-21-2011 at 12:54 PM.
Quote from terdar :
They come in all types of flavors just like the cards nodI got strawberry daquiri and lemonaid they turn slushy in the freezer just don't come with a straw thoughshake head I will have one a little later and let you know if they are good? Big Grin
My sister brought home some Loco Rita Margaritas last night and I took one sip...... it made my face burn like I was on fire!!!! Apparently I cant take them with my meds!!! CryingHead Bang

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CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING!

Thank you for playing the Nikwax Web Quiz! Your recent win on the Nikwax Web Quiz has been recorded and your prize will be on its way to you shortly.
What did you win???
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08-21-2011 at 12:58 PM.
08-21-2011 at 12:58 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
LMAO Great picture of the counter huh? Glad I got to see something in her Apt. Rofl2
My guess, and just a guess, her story is gonna be, not her camera or counter laugh out loud but....... Since I said that, she won't say it, just to be spiteful laugh out loud


Congrats Smilie
I was thinking the same thing!!!! When she promissed us pictures I didnt know it would be such a small area in the shot!!!! I mean the boots take up the whole thing!!!! EEK!
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Gary123X
08-21-2011 at 01:04 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:04 PM.
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Tucson theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.

The police officer surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Sam said, "The balcony."
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08-21-2011 at 01:08 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:08 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
What time should we expect you back so you don't sneak up on us and scare the ding dang out of us...LMAO
Can you win more than once on the motorola?
Yeah... I would really hate to lose my ding dang!!! Them things are had to find once they get loose!!! LMAO
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08-21-2011 at 01:08 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:08 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Tucson theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.

The police officer surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Sam said, "The balcony."
Good one! Gravity wins again.
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08-21-2011 at 01:13 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:13 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
this explaines everything

click on the attached file link
Creation1.pps

http://2coolfishing.com/ttmbforum...p?t=149135

you'll finally understand it all
Soooo.............he was fishing???
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cwhetme
08-21-2011 at 01:19 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:19 PM.
Quote from bornblondeey :
I missed Motorola - have to go soon and retrieve my crab trap from last night. One good thing now, I can get another t-shirt from ERA and play uniball again. Smilie


going in a few minutes. hope there are some and not eels and sandsharks in there. can't wait!
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You should try shrimp next. Then we could call you Blondeey Gumplaugh out loud


turn around and straighten up
Hey Blondeey..... You need a slingshot so you can take those shrimp and fling em real good at Sprokitz???? Shrimp sting when theyre flying at you fast!!! LMAO
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08-21-2011 at 01:20 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:20 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
A $600 chocolate bar???? Thats one big bar of chocolate!!!! Better not tell Angie where you live!!! LMAO
I dont need his addy... if it's a $600 chocolate bar.. I can easily sniff that out Big Grin
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08-21-2011 at 01:24 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:24 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
I dont need his addy... if it's a $600 chocolate bar.. I can easily sniff that out Big Grin
http://www.yumsugar.com/Homemade-...on-1813878LMAO
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Angiex57
08-21-2011 at 01:27 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:27 PM.
lol... what will they come up with next...
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08-21-2011 at 01:41 PM.
08-21-2011 at 01:41 PM.
Quote from terdar :
They come in all types of flavors just like the cards nodI got strawberry daquiri and lemonaid they turn slushy in the freezer just don't come with a straw thoughshake head I will have one a little later and let you know if they are good? Big Grin
They sound good. Make me feel like sitting at the cabana!!! LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L...re=related
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