RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Not free but pretty close!

I won in the My Covergirl monthly give away:

Julie Palmi,

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UPS just dropped off the years supply of fruit snacks. Should be able to stretch them out for a month!! Also got email confirming shipment of the Camel shirt.

Finally, Unskunked.

Congratulations! You won a poster from THE X FACTORTM! Please allow 6-8 weeks to receive your prize.

thanks the black out came right up to part of my city but we were spared
we get power from the north, different grid luckily

Congrats! Super nice!

I keep trying too!

not yet the 4th place I went to said his machine is off line
call the number on the back of the card and ask for the nearest corporate owned circkle K

go to circleK.com ... find a store (I looked for one with fuel) called em to verify that they accept it and off I went.
http://circlek.com/CircleK/FindAStore.aspx

I won in the My Covergirl monthly give away:

Julie Palmi,

We're happy to let you know that you're a winner in the My COVERGIRL Promotion! You've won a COVERGIRL makeup product, which has an approximate retail value of up to $13.00. Congratulations!

There's nothing you need to do except look for your prize within 8-10 weeks. If we happen to need additional information from you, we will contact you at this email address.

Check back at the MyCOVERGIRL site monthly for more exciting chances to win samples, rewards, or once in a lifetime prizes.

Finally, Unskunked.

Congratulations! You won a poster from THE X FACTORTM! Please allow 6-8 weeks to receive your prize.

This was sent to me in an email:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people that likely includes you.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant! , you can sell their children .....

Noice!! been tryin for that one..well done

I actually had the bottom part of that on my fridge long ago along with:

1. Wait patiently for those you love

2. Look opponents and friends in the eye.

3. Spend as much time as possible with people you love.

4. When you want something really bad, keep trying

5. Try to figure out what people are really saying.

6. Look forward to exercise.

7. Happiness is contagious

8. Find unbelievable joy in small stuff

and my two personal favs...

9. If someone startles you, run like hell

10. When someone you love is sad, just lick their face