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Thats why I put ?????? behind what I said because I thought maybe she was trying to be funny?? maybe?? Packers are the only team Im not allowed to choose when I bet with my son. He called them for life when he was 14!!!

Thats why I put ?????? behind what I said because I thought maybe she was trying to be funny?? maybe?? Packers are the only team Im not allowed to choose when I bet with my son. He called them for life when he was 14!!!

This contest sounds more like a guy looking for a hot date to ride shotgun with him to NY!!!!
Talbots Win A Trip to New York Sweepstakes (females only; Facebook; photo req) - 9/19/11
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Grand Prize: (1 winner) Trip to New York, New York with 2-nights accommodation, airfare and airport transfers for one person to and from New York, New York. Food, spending money, entertainment, incidentals of travel and all expenses other than airfare, accommodations and transfers are the sole responsibility of Grand Prize Winner. The trip to New York, New York must be taken on the specific dates October 2011

*watches*

She WAS trying to make a funny!!! But, I for 1, didn't find it a bit amusing!!

Actually it was, but never tell a Viking fan that I said that!!


P.S. Such a bright child you raised there!

This was sent to me in an email:

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people that likely includes you.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant! , you can sell their children .....

WOW that does look like it should be on Craigslist


theres no fun in that! Jump in

Congrats! Glad you posted what a win looks like on that since I may never see it otherwise




Congrats! Covergirl is a good product. I got a $15 i-tune card in the mail yesterday that I won from Get into the Move, I had forgotten about it! Also got an email from Camel saying my prize had shipped, but it didn't say what it was, do they do that for the t-shirts? Because I still haven't received $20 gc from them.

The first Superbowl he ever watched and I let him chose the Packers. He thought they were like the King and everyone else was trying to prove they were as good!!!

Last night got scarey! Was a great game until the last second! He knows how to pick a winner!!

The first Superbowl he ever watched and I let him chose the Packers. He thought they were like the King and everyone else was trying to prove they were as good!!!

Good thing the clock ran out

Just wondering: Is your son 15, 28 or 58? Just trying to figure out which game he was watching! Definately wasn't a Vikings game!!!!!


Good thing you weren't sitting next to me watching it! That kind of comment could have gotten you hurt!

Just wondering: Is your son 15, 28 or 58? Just trying to figure out which game he was watching! Definately wasn't a Vikings game!!!!!


Good thing you weren't sitting next to me watching it! That kind of comment could have gotten you hurt!

I lived through being a Dallas fan in Houston. Im sure I could withstand you too A few times I should have had my a$$ kicked there

alright.. long day..I'm outta here...hago

alright.. long day..I'm outta here...hago

Someone last night said they thought Dallas would make it to the Superbowl this year! He was a little NUTS, but if it brings you hope, go for it!


You too sweetie!! Maybe you can help me with a new Packer avatar when I find one!! It IS football season!