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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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09-09-2011 at 11:25 PM.
09-09-2011 at 11:25 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Dont google elephant at the back door either!!!
Bwaaahaha
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09-09-2011 at 11:27 PM.
09-09-2011 at 11:27 PM.
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Congrats!! Indestructible even!! Thumbsup
Thanks Dmh
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09-09-2011 at 11:33 PM.
09-09-2011 at 11:33 PM.
Well kids, its that time - Gotta go fishin' laugh out loud
Have a great night and WIN BIG
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09-09-2011 at 11:36 PM.
09-09-2011 at 11:36 PM.
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Thats odd - cuz if you get a kidney infection or anything like that NO caffiene
Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor, so in cases of infection you do not want to decrease blood supply to kidneys. It's hard to deliver enough antibiotics to kidneys. In CW's case helping the kidneys unload phosphates is more important. Added benefit caffeine is mild diuretic and helps to flush.
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09-09-2011 at 11:50 PM.
09-09-2011 at 11:50 PM.
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Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor, so in cases of infection you do not want to decrease blood supply to kidneys. It's hard to deliver enough antibiotics to kidneys. In CW's case helping the kidneys unload phosphates is more important. Added benefit caffeine is mild diuretic and helps to flush.
Definitely need THAT!!! Coffee works twice as good as the pills they have me on and not as many side effects! Plus it tastes better!!! nod On a good note it wasnt my heart!!! The mis beeping in my heart was because of potassium!!
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09-09-2011 at 11:54 PM.
09-09-2011 at 11:54 PM.
[QUOTE=Jakava;42755750]Hovercrafts are sooooo cool Smilie


A couple years ago during a drought the water level at this lake I hang out on dropped 50 ft. An Island appeared out in the middle. The dam at this reservoir was built in the early 1900's so this little piece of land hadn't been seen or walked on since. There was still a lot of lake left but unusable to any boats. I made it out there and planted this flag declaring it MY Island.
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09-10-2011 at 12:03 AM.
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Quote from cwhetme :
Definitely need THAT!!! Coffee works twice as good as the pills they have me on and not as many side effects! Plus it tastes better!!! nod On a good note it wasnt my heart!!! The mis beeping in my heart was because of potassium!!
Yup, Potassium and Magnesium are the important electrolytes where the heart is concerned. K (potassium) should be between 3.5 and 5.0 and Mg (magnesium) should be at 4.0 on your lab work if you want a regular LUB-DUB. I know it's very hard to make all the changes the Doc's are asking of you, but ask him/her to rate what 's most important and work on them first. It's nearly impossible to make all the changes at once and stick to them. We are all pulling for you. (Gary already offered to take any demon chocolate off your hands).
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09-10-2011 at 12:09 AM.
09-10-2011 at 12:09 AM.
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Yup, Potassium and Magnesium are the important electrolytes where the heart is concerned. K (potassium) should be between 3.5 and 5.0 and Mg (magnesium) should be at 4.0 on your lab work if you want a regular LUB-DUB. I know it's very hard to make all the changes the Doc's are asking of you, but ask him/her to rate what 's most important and work on them first. It's nearly impossible to make all the changes at once and stick to them. We are all pulling for you. (Gary already offered to take any demon chocolate off your hands).
That was before I knew chocolate was on the no-no list!!! Told my sister I was half tempted to just eat baby food!!!
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09-10-2011 at 12:28 AM.
09-10-2011 at 12:28 AM.
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Trying to figure a shopping list according to what Im allowed to eat and what Im not. So far on the No-No list
red meat, milk, cheese, peanut butter, nuts, whole grains including breads cereals pastas, ice cream, frozen prepackaged foods, chocolate, Dr pepper and all dark soft drinks except Root beer, any beer!,
So far everything I have ever started my list with is now on the no-no list!!!!


sounds like your left with lettuce and rhubarb
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09-10-2011 at 12:42 AM.
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Hovercrafts are sooooo cool Smilie


A couple years ago during a drought the water level at this lake I hang out on dropped 50 ft. An Island appeared out in the middle. The dam at this reservoir was built in the early 1900's so this little piece of land hadn't been seen or walked on since. There was still a lot of lake left but unusable to any boats. I made it out there and planted this flag declaring it MY Island.
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That is too cool for school! Thanks for sharing. Nice to know there are still people around who do stuff like that!
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09-10-2011 at 12:44 AM.
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Yup, Potassium and Magnesium are the important electrolytes where the heart is concerned. K (potassium) should be between 3.5 and 5.0 and Mg (magnesium) should be at 4.0 on your lab work if you want a regular LUB-DUB. I know it's very hard to make all the changes the Doc's are asking of you, but ask him/her to rate what 's most important and work on them first. It's nearly impossible to make all the changes at once and stick to them. We are all pulling for you. (Gary already offered to take any demon chocolate off your hands).

Ya and did she send it
No

and what about those pizzas

coffe and bananas your 2 food groups
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09-10-2011 at 12:51 AM.
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sounds like your left with lettuce and rhubarb
Chicken, tuna, eggs, I'll find more!! EEK!
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09-10-2011 at 12:59 AM.
09-10-2011 at 12:59 AM.
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Ya and did she send it
No

and what about those pizzas

coffe and bananas your 2 food groups
I got breakfast!!! Tuna for lunch Bananas and carrots for snacks. Just gotta figure dinner!!
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09-10-2011 at 01:03 AM.
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Chicken, tuna, eggs, I'll find more!! EEK!

e coli mercury and salmonella


it sucks to be sick

get better there are too many good things to eat

even cheese burger bill Clinton is on a vegan diet
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09-10-2011 at 01:11 AM.
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I got breakfast!!! Tuna for lunch Bananas and carrots for snacks. Just gotta figure dinner!!

we have a friend with hep C and other things wrong and he only can eat stuff run through a juicer, veggies and fruit
then he presses the pulp to get all the enzymes

why not smoke pot and then you'll enjoy what ever you have left to eat on your list

can your doc hook you up with a dietician or ask at the local hospital

you can get a list of food but the dietitian can also give you enough recipes to keep you from getting bored with what you have left to eat

my mother was a dietician and that's what she used to do
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