RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Just be careful they dont hire this guy to even the score!!!

Ok, The Rocky JR. saga continues. (squirrel in the camper) At last word I treed one up at camp after fishing him out of the camper and shot him. 2 days later when preparing to bring the camper home there was a smaller one very interested in the same back bumper area. I threw rocks at him to get him away from that area and he went up a tree. I shot him down and brought the camper home. Yesterday evening I noticed another smaller one on the front steps scratching at the door trying to get in my camper. I loaded the pellet rifle and a huntin I did go. When I went out there he headed for that same back bumper area that they've been getting in through, Again I threw rocks at this one and he ran away. As I stood there this little hitchhikin stowaway kept circling back but I was blocking his entry. Then he ran into my garage FFS. So I go in there with rifle in hand, He ran back out around me, So I then decided to shut the garage door and raced him back to the rear bumper area. Now it's on baby and I hope the neighbors ain't watchin. We played this cat and mouse game for the next 15 minutes or so. While I stood in the street near the rear bumper he rushed me a couple of times but then ran away again. Then he stopped in my driveway long enough for me to take a shot. Well, I figured I missed cuz he took off and I now have a hole in my garage door FFS. Today, I go out there and he's layin dead directly under the back bumper of the camper. Dabbs 3, Rocky JRs 0.

Okay Ang didn't wait stole this Avatar!!!!!!! TYVM

Just got second lightsaber in the mail from Join the Jedi!

and $120 gift card from Bud Light Lime for winning concert tickets and the code that would not work!

Just be careful they dont hire this guy to even the score!!!

Dabbs better hope Rocky Sr doesnt show up!!!

That is funny except for your garage door. Still laughing Can't you put caulking or something under that back bumper before you have no garage door left?

Hahaha, That's funny. My poor garage door is right. I looked under the back bumper area and found a couple little gaps but hard to get to. I really need to do something about it.

Hey Jak! You on tonight?

LOL...hysterical...tears rolling down legs and all What in the world is up with your camper?

Good to see you, too. This morning a big boom woke me up. The electricity was off for awhile; then Mediacom was down briefly. Didn't matter much. With weather like this, the only thing I need to worry about is a loose goose.

Just got here - Whats up?

Did I make yer legs wet again?. Oooops I sorry. I found out there was 4 of us up at camp that have had squirrel problems. This elderly couple had one make it all the way inside. It was up in the valance of their curtains. Another lady in a brand new motorhome had one inside hers too behind the couch. Mine were just in the subfloor (basement) and behind the kitchen cabinets. Luckily, Hopefully I cured the problem before it got that bad.

Would it pay to have a gas station or body shop do it before your next shootout?

Tired, running a bath, but looking for a cool person to give me crap for SOMETHING!

What a difference a day makes!!! Yesterday my legs were so painful and swollen. I bought a back strap massager "see photo to avoid confusion!" and wrapped it around my leg with it elevated for about half an hour. When I took it off it was really weird. It looked like I had something under my skin moving around. It was the fluid moving around and going up my leg! I havent been able to stay out of the bathroom all day for more than an hour but I have NO swelling in that leg!!!! The other leg............Gotta get around to it. Ive been so busy. Its been nice not to have pain in my leg!! Im still gonna buy a jacuzzi though!!!