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Do you have any tattoos ★★★

1,300 168 July 8, 2012 at 03:14 AM in Chat
I figured I'd start a thread where we post our tattoos. I put NSFW in case people post photos that include naked parts of their bodies.

Like a girl might upload a picture from work and not have time to censor a nipple with ms paint.

As for me, I have just 1. I have a tattoo of a flower on my ass.
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Audroid
07-16-2012 at 09:04 PM.
07-16-2012 at 09:04 PM.
I have a whole bunch I don't know how many or care how many I have really. I started at 16 then just kept getting more until I was about 23. Now I am turning 30 and probably will get more at some point because it seems like the thing to do.
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Audroid
07-16-2012 at 09:10 PM.
07-16-2012 at 09:10 PM.
Quote from NeutronStar :
tat owners at 70 are more likely to be worried about how they are going to make the next trailer park lease payment.
Wow, I think at 70 you'll be wondering why nobody ever calls you or wants to be around you.
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chevvy
07-17-2012 at 04:18 AM.
07-17-2012 at 04:18 AM.
Quote from NeutronStar :
tat owners at 70 are more likely to be worried about how they are going to make the next trailer park lease payment.
Something tells me that Darwin will have taken care of you long before that.
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iRabbitt
07-17-2012 at 06:47 AM.
07-17-2012 at 06:47 AM.
Quote from NeutronStar :
tat owners at 70 are more likely to be worried about how they are going to make the next trailer park lease payment.


laugh out loud

That made me laugh pretty loud, mostly because it seems true!
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damsel.
07-17-2012 at 07:04 AM.
07-17-2012 at 07:04 AM.
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iRabbitt
07-17-2012 at 09:44 AM.
07-17-2012 at 09:44 AM.
1) Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.

2) Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies.

3) I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

4) The perfect tattoo... the one I believe we are all struggling toward... is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra.
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Landers
07-17-2012 at 09:49 AM.
07-17-2012 at 09:49 AM.
Quote from iRabbitt :
1) Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
Again, who the hell cares what it looks like at 70? Think that 70 y.o lady is gonna be showing off her tits to everyone and cares what it looks like at that point?

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2) Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies.
Yeah and that's terrible because all of them are very very terrible people.

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3) I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
This was at least funny. Reminds of that family guy sketch where Lois is helping Chris with dating and says "Remember, Chris, if she smokes she pokes."
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finzz2dlft
07-17-2012 at 08:18 PM.
07-17-2012 at 08:18 PM.
Resident Goon, Goof, Biker, Tribal Warrior, Carnival Artist, Drunken Sailor Floozie reporting for duty! Wave

What? I was supposed to be insulted? Oh. I think I would have been offended if the line had been more like "Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to tax accountants, people who wear plaid&striped bow ties, mini van drivers, people who hate frogs, and overly aggressive football team moms who activley try and make you sign up for soda duty over and over *when it was JUST your turn, and you are tired of doing soda duty, but you don't want to be "that mom", so you do it anyway, and try to be nice about it,all the while gritting your teeth, and thinking mean thoughts about the aggressive team mom, and....oops, I'm getting sidetracked.
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Frogstar
07-17-2012 at 08:25 PM.
07-17-2012 at 08:25 PM.
Don't get me STARTED on people who hate frogs Ranting
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finzz2dlft
07-17-2012 at 08:27 PM.
07-17-2012 at 08:27 PM.
ZOMG. People who hate frogs are like...........almost as bad as these tattooed yokels I'm hearing so much about lately.
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07-17-2012 at 08:55 PM.
07-17-2012 at 08:55 PM.
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07-18-2012 at 05:42 AM.
07-18-2012 at 05:42 AM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
Resident Goon, Goof, Biker, Tribal Warrior, Carnival Artist, Drunken Sailor Floozie reporting for duty! Wave

What? I was supposed to be insulted? Oh. I think I would have been offended if the line had been more like "Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to tax accountants, people who wear plaid&striped bow ties, mini van drivers, people who hate frogs, and overly aggressive football team moms who activley try and make you sign up for soda duty over and over *when it was JUST your turn, and you are tired of doing soda duty, but you don't want to be "that mom", so you do it anyway, and try to be nice about it,all the while gritting your teeth, and thinking mean thoughts about the aggressive team mom, and....oops, I'm getting sidetracked.


yikes! run on sentence? Remember, if she smokes she pokes Stick Out Tongue
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Majide
07-18-2012 at 07:13 AM.
07-18-2012 at 07:13 AM.
Speaking of people hating frogs, in a thread about tattoos...

A friend of mine has a tattoo of a frog right above (I can't remember, just somewhere around) her belly button! woot It's the only tattoo she has, too.

Her in-laws would be horrified if they knew she had a tattoo though, so throughout her last pregnancy, she tried her best to hide it. laugh out loud They still don't know, those frog-tattoo-hating-people!
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Frogstar
07-18-2012 at 07:40 AM.
07-18-2012 at 07:40 AM.
You tell your friend I think she's a-okay Thumbup
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iamthestig
07-18-2012 at 10:54 AM.
07-18-2012 at 10:54 AM.
Wish I could but I'm very prone to keloids.
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