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VorlonFrog
02-27-2013 at 06:48 AM.
02-27-2013 at 06:48 AM.
VViles, you would have loved hearing the Protestant minister who seriously warned my first wife and I against the horrible, heinous sin of oral sex. Umm, yeah, right. (Too late!)
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vviles
02-27-2013 at 06:53 AM.
02-27-2013 at 06:53 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
VViles, you would have loved hearing the Protestant minister who seriously warned my first wife and I against the horrible, heinous sin of oral sex. Umm, yeah, right. (Too late!)
Will sex fluids rot teeth?? Roll or your very SOUL Muahaha
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teenbean
02-27-2013 at 06:59 AM.
02-27-2013 at 06:59 AM.
I guess I'm going to hell then.
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Frogstar
02-27-2013 at 06:59 AM.
02-27-2013 at 06:59 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
Iagree Time to bust out the camo paints!
laugh out loud
Not so much.
Quote from vviles :
I wonder what those people think of HJs and BJs.
They're bad, mmmmkay? Any non-penis/vagina sexual interaction is sodomy.
Quote from chewspam :
But let's be honest. If you don't know your baby daddy is going to be there by the time baby be born, shoot yourself in the head if you can't control yourself. You're part of the problem. And if you don't plan on being around for the woman you're about to have sex with, either slide in to 5th or shoot yourself in the head. You're also part of the problem.
Or just use some contraceptive method Harhar

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I guess I'm going to hell then.
High Five
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vviles
02-27-2013 at 07:02 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:02 AM.
Quote from teenbean :
I guess I'm going to hell then.
There will be lots of other sodomites to eternally sin with there bulb

Quote from Frogstar :
laugh out loud
Not so much.

They're bad, mmmmkay? Any non-penis/vagina sexual interaction is sodomy.

Or just use some contraceptive method Harhar


High Five
No camo? Flames?
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Frogstar
02-27-2013 at 07:07 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:07 AM.
Quote from vviles :
There will be lots of other sodomites to eternally sin with there bulb


No camo? Flames?
How about a purple metallic Cthulhu on the hood?
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02-27-2013 at 07:08 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:08 AM.
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How about a purple metallic Cthulhu on the hood?
I was gonna suggest dragon but yeah!!!

Mtn Dew has introduced a breakfast soda OMG
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chevvy
02-27-2013 at 07:09 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:09 AM.
Yeah . . . . I'm not quite sure why the church made the issue of sex so taboo for so long. It has created more problems than it has solved. These days, most pastors and ministers believe that once you're married, everything in the bedroom is fair game as long as it's between the married couple and no one else.
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Frogstar
02-27-2013 at 07:16 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:16 AM.
Quote from vviles :
I was gonna suggest dragon but yeah!!!
Or the ghosts from Pac-Man on the sides?
The possibilities are endless laugh out loud
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Mtn Dew has introduced a breakfast soda OMG
Is it gravy-flavored?
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Putz1103
02-27-2013 at 07:17 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:17 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
Yeah . . . . I'm not quite sure why the church made the issue of sex so taboo for so long. It has created more problems than it has solved. These days, most pastors and ministers believe that once you're married, everything in the bedroom is fair game as long as it's between the married couple and no one else.
I agree, as long as you add "consensual" in there.

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I guess I'm going to hell then.
See you there...
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Frogstar
02-27-2013 at 07:17 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:17 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
Yeah . . . . I'm not quite sure why the church made the issue of sex so taboo for so long. It has created more problems than it has solved. These days, most pastors and ministers believe that once you're married, everything in the bedroom is fair game as long as it's between the married couple and no one else.
When you say "the church", are you specifically talking about the Catholic church? Or the whole of Christendom?
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02-27-2013 at 07:18 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:18 AM.
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Or the ghosts from Pac-Man on the sides?
The possibilities are endless laugh out loud

Is it gravy-flavored?
Oh man that would be SVVEET!!!



I didn't try it! vomit
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nessykins
02-27-2013 at 07:18 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:18 AM.
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I guess I'm going to hell then.
Scootch and make some room for me!
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02-27-2013 at 07:21 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:21 AM.
How about the new Bachelor claims to be a Virgin. Turns out he's a fake, born again Virgin. That's celibate NOT virgin, Bachelor!!! Ranting

Tim Tebow= real virgin. Bachelor is fraud!!

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Scootch and make some room for me!
I hear they serve Mt Dew all day and night.
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VorlonFrog
02-27-2013 at 07:25 AM.
02-27-2013 at 07:25 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
How about a purple metallic Cthulhu on the hood?
How 'bout the Whore of Babylon riding a multi-headed dragon/beast?

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