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THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY!

26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM in Sad
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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03-01-2010 at 11:44 AM.
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You can tune a piano, and you can also tune a guitar.
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03-01-2010 at 11:45 AM.
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Why did the blond open her legs for the tramp?
Because she was systematically abused as a child over a period of 5 years by her uncle and her father.
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03-01-2010 at 11:45 AM.
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What has big boobs and spins around on a pole?
A stripper.
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03-01-2010 at 11:46 AM.
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Three blind mice walk into a bar. They are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from their predicament would be exploitative.
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03-01-2010 at 11:46 AM.
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Q: What did the blonde say when her ugly boss offered her a raise?
A: Thanks.
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03-01-2010 at 11:46 AM.
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What do you call a 2-foot angry blue Scotsman named Max?
Max.
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03-01-2010 at 11:46 AM.
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An 8 year old walks into a bar and orders a scotch. The barmaid says "you're too young to be in here", takes the young man out of the bar and has him call his parents so they can come pick him up.



An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Pole walk into a bar. The first two do something playing to the stereotypes of their countries and the the last one embarrasses his nationality by doing or saying something stupid.
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03-01-2010 at 11:48 AM.
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Q: What is purple and, when thrown against the wall, causes the neighbor's phone to ring?
A: Coincidence.
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03-01-2010 at 11:49 AM.
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A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says we don't allow pets in here, please take the frog outside.
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What's the difference between a B cup and a C cup?
C cups are for larger breasts.
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03-01-2010 at 11:49 AM.
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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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03-01-2010 at 11:50 AM.
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Two guys walk into a bar. They each order a beer. When they go to pay the first one says "I'll get this round." The second asks why he's being so nice. The guy says "Oh don't worry about it, you've bought me plenty of drinks in the past. I can take care of it tonight."
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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
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03-01-2010 at 11:51 AM.
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A baby seal walks into a club.

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03-01-2010 at 11:51 AM.
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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for poo.
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