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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

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superfizzo
05-20-2011 at 10:05 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:05 AM.
all dogs go to heaven...so my pets are covered.


Oh and horrible timing on the rapture!!! My phone plan is up for renew on MONDAY and I was going to get the new Droid Charge! Worst of all is I'm pretty much perfect so I know i'm going to be taken!
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ecsa0014
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
Quote from UltraLazer :
I like how hillbilly religions like this think they are in someway special and if some major event ever happens only they will be saved. I think it would be pretty funny if a rapture came and all the pets went to heaven and their owners got left behind.

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Considering most of the rapture touting people I know, This is very possible as their pet's would make much, much better candidates.
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sixthday
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
By the way, some places on earth already turned onto May 21st at this very moment. Any big news?

Except the one I just heard: the iPAD/iPod factory in China (Foxconn) just had an explosion.
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noeffort
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
Yeah, right, there going to take care of your pet for $135.00? Dopes....
Rapture is Saturday? Damm, I'm cancelling my T time for Sunday...
DOG = GOD
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Finish Him!
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sublevel
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:06 AM.
sweet now my gerbil will be taken care of forever!!!
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deserthawk
05-20-2011 at 10:07 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:07 AM.
Quote from jeba9999 :
Jerusalem is 7 hours ahead of EST....Hopefully we can get the next Miami/Chicago game in before the world ends

Damn. the French Open is supposed to start Sunday. This is bad news for Nadal.
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Lavin
05-20-2011 at 10:07 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:07 AM.
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jeba9999
05-20-2011 at 10:07 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:07 AM.
It is impossible for the Rapture to happen on May 21, because the yogurt in my frig doesn't expire until May 27
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Mustang
05-20-2011 at 10:08 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:08 AM.
Quote from superfizzo :
all dogs go to heaven...so my pets are covered.
Not my dog. He's a baaad dog!
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greenmeansgoooo
05-20-2011 at 10:08 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:08 AM.
make sure you read the FINE print!
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ChipOnly
05-20-2011 at 10:08 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:08 AM.
I'll be busy releasing helium filled sex dolls tomorrow
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Slingha
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
Any coupon codes or anything back from mr rebates?
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
Quote from Strmtrper6 :
What would they want with money? Offer to pray for them or something.
"screw you...you were raptured, and we called 'dibs'!" Big Grin
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Homefrrie
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
laugh out loud

So the people who they hired to watch over their pets.. I'm guessing they think the rapture will leave these righteous souls alive so that they can fulfill their qwest of protecting pets? Rofl2
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Mickie3
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
Article on guy who started this scheme:

http://www.businessweek.com/magaz...046047.htm
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