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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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ForeverDecember
10-05-2010 at 08:19 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:19 AM.
Maybe you should just A) Take a crap before you go out for the night and B) quit picking up girls you just met and farking them.
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 08:34 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:34 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Maybe you should just A) Take a crap before you go out for the night and B) quit picking up girls you just met and farking them.
A) hindsight is 20-20

B) prob good advice. although abstinence slowly makes me lose my mind
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Landers
10-05-2010 at 08:36 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:36 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Maybe you should just A) Take a crap before you go out for the night and B) quit picking up girls you just met and farking them.
Oh come on.. you know OP has to validate his misguided understanding of manhood by f*cking everything that moves. Or pretending he's f*cking everything that moves on a public forum. One of the two.
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 09:00 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:00 AM.
Quote from Landers :
Oh come on.. you know OP has to validate his misguided understanding of manhood by f*cking everything that moves. Or pretending he's f*cking everything that moves on a public forum. One of the two.
I'm actually kinda picky when it comes to girls, and I haven't had a lot of sex in the last year. The least amount of sex since I was 16 to be honest. Most of the time I flirt back but don't make a move. I'm not very aggressive.
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 09:04 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:04 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I'm actually kinda picky when it comes to girls, and I haven't had a lot of sex in the last year. The least amount of sex since I was 16 to be honest. Most of the time I flirt back but don't make a move. I'm not very aggressive.
You should stop talking while you're ahead.
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 09:11 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:11 AM.
I love how my threads follow this formula:

I ask a question.
People insult me.
I counter with factual information.
People call me a liar.

I'm not trying to brag. I just wanted to know what other people would do. My sex life sucks. I'm jealous of every one of you that has a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. I'd give my big toes to wake up next to someone I love. Instead I hook up with girls I don't care about. It's fulfilling in the moment but doesn't leave me happy or content. Still think I'm a liar? Whatever.
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 09:13 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:13 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I love how my threads follow this formula:

I ask a question.
People insult me.
I counter with factual information.
People call me a liar.

I'm not trying to brag. I just wanted to know what other people would do. My sex life sucks. I'm jealous of every one of you that has a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. I'd give my big toes to wake up next to someone I love. Instead I hook up with girls I don't care about. It's fulfilling in the moment but doesn't leave me happy or content. Still think I'm a liar? Whatever.
try lookin for sympathy @ your local ghey bar
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 09:15 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:15 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I'm not trying to brag. I just wanted to know what other people would do. My sex life sucks. I'm jealous of every one of you that has a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. I'd give my big toes to wake up next to someone I love. Instead I hook up with girls I don't care about. It's fulfilling in the moment but doesn't leave me happy or content. Still think I'm a liar? Whatever.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I'm actually kinda picky when it comes to girls, and I haven't had a lot of sex in the last year. The least amount of sex since I was 16 to be honest. Most of the time I flirt back but don't make a move. I'm not very aggressive.
Not bragging at all. Then why do you mention 16? Sounds like bragging to me. Look at me, I think I'm cool because I had sex when I was 16 Whee
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 09:18 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:18 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
Not bragging at all. Then why do you mention 16? Sounds like bragging to me. Look at me, I think I'm cool because I had sex when I was 16 Whee
how old were you when you had a partner though?
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 09:20 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:20 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
how old were you when you had a partner though?
didn't you watch the biography they made about him? you know, the one with steve carrell.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 09:22 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:22 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
didn't you watch the biography they made about him? you know, the one with steve carrell.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/
I must have missed that one?
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10-05-2010 at 09:23 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:23 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
Not bragging at all. Then why do you mention 16? Sounds like bragging to me. Look at me, I think I'm cool because I had sex when I was 16 Whee
I started having sex at 17. That makes me cool? In my group of friends everyone started having sex at 15. I was actually behind the curve and if anything thought my late start was "uncool" compared to most people. You're starting to reach for insults at this point.
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10-05-2010 at 09:24 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:24 AM.
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 09:25 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:25 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
I must have missed that one?
you should check it out, if you get a chance. it's quite good. Smilie
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 09:25 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:25 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
how old were you when you had a partner though?
I'm still a virgin Sadwalk Thanks for rubbing it in.
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