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Question for the guys:

142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 09:26 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:26 AM.
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Crylol that's epic. Big Grin
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 09:26 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:26 AM.
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I started having sex at 17. That makes me cool? In my group of friends everyone started having sex at 15. I was actually behind the curve and if anything thought my late start was "uncool" compared to most people. You're starting to reach for insults at this point.
Then what does 16 have to do with anything? laugh out loud
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 09:27 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:27 AM.
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try lookin for sympathy @ your local ghey bar
That rationally makes no sense. I'm not gay nor do I need sympathy.
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10-05-2010 at 09:27 AM.
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 09:27 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:27 AM.
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you should check it out, if you get a chance. it's quite good. Smilie
That dude's funny in The Office. I'll have to tivo it next time it's on.
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 09:28 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:28 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
That rationally makes no sense. I'm not gay nor do I need sympathy.
choco's a thinkin' man. killing two birds with one stone. Big Grin

Quote from Count_Chocula :
That dude's funny in The Office. I'll have to tivo it next time it's on.
no doubt. sucks he's cuttin' out after this season. Sadwalk
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Landers
10-05-2010 at 09:28 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:28 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
That rationally makes no sense. I'm not gay nor do I need sympathy.
Your first mistake is looking for any logical sense from one of nagin's posts.
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10-05-2010 at 09:28 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:28 AM.
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Then what does 16 have to do with anything? laugh out loud
I said that in the last year I've had the least amount of sex since when I was 16 (when I had no sex). Get it?
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 09:30 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:30 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I said that in the last year I've had the least amount of sex since when I was 16 (when I had no sex). Get it?
Confused So last year you had no sex?
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10-05-2010 at 09:33 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:33 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
Confused So last year you had no sex?
ahahhaa. see, that was a good one. Smilie
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10-05-2010 at 09:33 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:33 AM.
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Confused So last year you had no sex?
both his hands must be busted?
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OhNoItsDEVO
10-05-2010 at 09:34 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:34 AM.
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and wow, another:
How to Shit in the Woods, Second Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art [Paperback] [amazon.com]
A book to teach you how to shit?!
farking Envirovangelists.
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10-05-2010 at 09:37 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:37 AM.
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I'm still a virgin Sadwalk Thanks for rubbing it in.
Big Grin

Two words should not be used near each other...

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no doubt. sucks he's cuttin' out after this season. Sadwalk
he is ?? Sadwalk
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 09:38 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:38 AM.
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both his hands must be busted?
Freak skydiving accident.

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Big Grin

Two words should not be used near each other...
laugh out loud
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10-05-2010 at 09:41 AM.
10-05-2010 at 09:41 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
choco's a thinkin' man. killing two birds with one stone. Big Grin



no doubt. sucks he's cuttin' out after this season. Sadwalk
that blows when the main character leaves, mash never was the same after Larry Linville left. couldn't stand that puffy old bald headed white fool the brought in.

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Freak skydiving accident.



laugh out loud
he should try muff divin instead
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