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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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Heyyyyy DC. I dare not look around in this thread.
freeze some juice...keep hope alive FTW
PIITB? I respect women too much to ever do that to any of them. And do that to my GF???? You must be nuts! Why in the world would you want to physically hurt someone you supposedly love?? Besides, that's disgusting and part of what's wrong with the world today is people just doing anything perverted they think up just because they think it might be fun or because everybody else seems to be doing it.
That's a SHIT HOLE, not a muffin!! Sweet Jebus!!
God gave us the perfect receptical so why lower ourselves to the level of some animal and choose another one? Don't we have any self-respect and decency left in this world? Besides, sex is so much fun..why would you want to spoil it with filth?
I'm sure lots of people here will make fun of me for this, but don't really give a flying crap.
Do people not have ice/water dispensers on their fridge than can give them crushed ice?
I thought that was pretty ubiquitous.
Grandma: NOOOOOO!!!!!
You: Just kidding. Actually, I just had a vasectomy.
Grandma: Well, OK then.
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Do people not have ice/water dispensers on their fridge than can give them crushed ice?
I personally would not want to eat those...
Plus you know you can change out the ice pack for fresh crushed ice, right?
Assuming I have ever had sexual intercourse without a condom, that is.
I personally would not want to eat those...
Plus you know you can change out the ice pack for fresh crushed ice, right?
One in the freezer, one on the crotch. One thaws, you have another ready to go. Put the thawed one back in the freezer.
Assuming I have ever had sexual intercourse without a condom, that is.
One in the freezer, one on the crotch. One thaws, you have another ready to go. Put the thawed one back in the freezer.
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