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10-06-2010 at 02:20 PM.

here we go again

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10-06-2010 at 02:46 PM.

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10-06-2010 at 03:37 PM.

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10-06-2010 at 05:48 PM.

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here we go again

doubtful. i'm sure he

ed himself to sleep and won't be back.

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10-06-2010 at 07:24 PM.

He probably put the whole thread on ignore.

QUOTE HIM!!

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10-06-2010 at 07:28 PM.

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Holy crap! I missed a lot!

Uh, read the quote dumbass. We were talking about Brad Pitt. I wouldn't sleep with you because we would never meet. I don't pick up guys at bars, gyms or anywhere else you would pick up some girl to fark.

I've never picked up a girl at a bar or a gym. I've also never picked up a girl I just met with the intention to fark. Nice assumptions though. Anything else you think you know about me?

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10-06-2010 at 07:30 PM.

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Btw, how are your siblings doing these days?

Good. They're doing good. Thanks for asking.

The people I was referring to are kids from high school. I'll make sure to be really specific next time for the less intelligent posters.

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10-06-2010 at 07:32 PM.

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I've never picked up a girl at a bar or a gym. I've also never picked up a girl I just met with the intention to fark. Nice assumptions though. Anything else you think you know about me?

So let me get this right - you met this girl somewhere else, then proceeded to TAKE her to this bar that is so sleazy it doesn't have toilet stalls?

CLASSY!

I'll bet she was really impressed!

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10-06-2010 at 07:38 PM.

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You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private

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uhh.. a small little bathroom. It's some local bar. Not a chain restaurant. I came up with this scenario because I was in it. Curious what other people would do.

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There's nothing else around cause it's late. I'm guessing that's your answer. Take a shit somewhere else. Where? You're gunna leave her at the bar and go find a 24/7 joint? That's dumb. If you leave together you'd have no reason to go somewhere else. You can't tell her you have to take a shit cause that's presuming something is gunna happen cause you can just take a shit at home after you drop her off.

You're not coming up with good ideas. Just pick one of my options. I already did all the thinking for you.

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You can't go out of your way to get gas at a 24/7 gas station when you have gas.

Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"

You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."

Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."

Girl starts to get freaked out.

You look like an idiot.

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It looks like you're choosing A or D. Purposely deflating your tires didn't make it onto the multiple choice exam because it's not practical and retarded. Once you're in the car it's over. It has to happen pre-car.

I thought people would be like:

"I'd take the shit and laugh at guys that enter!"

"I'd just suck it up and hope I get the chance later but then wouldn't!"

Instead it's like people want to pretend they have some better solution that doesn't exist.

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You can't go back to your house. It's straight from the bar to hers. You're gunna take a shit at her house? I would think that would be the most awkward option. At least it's plausible though. Congrats. I'll put you down for:

E.) Take a shit in her bathroom and stink up the joint

What's my complex? You calling me a virgin doesn't make me a virgin. I didn't realize it was about me. I could call you something with no evidence too, but it would just make me look stupid.

I gave the four best options. You gave a fifth. Thanks.

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Yeah, you're so good at coming up with one on the spot. It's too bad you couldn't type it out though.. oh wait, you can't come up with one better.

"I can write poetry like a god. I'm just choosing not to right now."

That's the nope argument.

Edit: hahah just realized your better solution was to deflate your tires. You guys are seriously retarded.

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Not sure I follow. Projective identification would mean that I unconsciously think other posters are stupid and when they refuse to pick one of my options I thus deem them stupid.

This is contradicted by the fact that I added your option because it was plausible. I've yet to have one person choose what I thought was the most obvious choices (including shitting in the woods. It gets the job done no?) Instead I get told how I'm a delusional virgin, while people are unable to give better ideas. Other than your contribution of E.) of course.

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I'd say that girls don't think I'm a sketchball. I think that letting the air out of your tires or planning to try and bring a girl somewhere other than her house is sketchy. I'll admit that I do become anxious at the thought of going back to a girl's place and making her wait while I take a shit. That's me. If other people agree with you they'll pick your option. E.)

I chose option D.) because I didn't want to shit in front of a ton of guys and I didn't want to be uncomfortable anymore because it was ruining my time. I did get laid. Eat crow. Of course you'll just say that's my delusional virginity talking. So be it.

If we're going to start getting all psychological on the subject, I'd say you calling me a virgin, delusional, sketchball in the eyes of girls, and dumb is a defense mechanism so you don't have to believe that I am in fact successful with women. This would be because you're jealous due to your own lack of sexual satisfaction at the present time. That's my theory. It's backed up by my own knowledge of my sex life and your false accusations. It's the best I could do with the evidence I have. Notice how I don't advertise my theory as fact like you have. Following this method will make you look more intelligent in the future and you'll know what to do thanks to me.

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I didn't say my sex life was great. I said I'm successful with women in contrast to being a delusional virgin sketchball as accused. I'd much rather have a girlfriend and be having sex all the time than picking up girls. I'm not proud of my sex life at all.

Having a friend hold up the line so you can take a shit is a plausible answer. He would have to stand there the whole time and people would not be happy. My friends wouldn't do it. They'd tell me I'm on my own with my shitting. It might be different for other people.

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You've never heard of someone not wanting to take a shit in front of a ton of people? Really?

If it were my wife or girlfriend I'd agree with you. In this instance you can't be sitting on a couch kissing a girl and tell her to get in bed and wait for you. That's just a tad presumptuous. Also, she'd obviously ask why and you'd have to spill the beans. That ruins the flow of the night. It's late and while you're off doing your thing she's all of a sudden tired and not into it anymore. Another key aspect is I can't work my charm while my stomach is going nutty on me. I'd botch up the night and probably wouldn't end up at her place to begin with.

If I was a girl and brought some random guy over I wouldn't want him to do it in my bathroom. I'd be like, "Go home and take a dump. You're not gettin any of this anyway. You should have just dropped me off."

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Thank you.

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Not you, the first two guys to start posting. One called my options dumb but said he'd deflate his tires like that would solve the problem. The other thought that using fancy words would somehow give credence to his false accusations.

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A) hindsight is 20-20

B) prob good advice. although abstinence slowly makes me lose my mind

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I'm actually kinda picky when it comes to girls, and I haven't had a lot of sex in the last year. The least amount of sex since I was 16 to be honest. Most of the time I flirt back but don't make a move. I'm not very aggressive.

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I love how my threads follow this formula:

I ask a question.
People insult me.
I counter with factual information.
People call me a liar.

I'm not trying to brag. I just wanted to know what other people would do. My sex life sucks. I'm jealous of every one of you that has a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife. I'd give my big toes to wake up next to someone I love. Instead I hook up with girls I don't care about. It's fulfilling in the moment but doesn't leave me happy or content. Still think I'm a liar? Whatever.

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I started having sex at 17. That makes me cool? In my group of friends everyone started having sex at 15. I was actually behind the curve and if anything thought my late start was "uncool" compared to most people. You're starting to reach for insults at this point.

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That rationally makes no sense. I'm not gay nor do I need sympathy.

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I said that in the last year I've had the least amount of sex since when I was 16 (when I had no sex). Get it?

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ahahhaa. see, that was a good one.

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That's quite the superficial statement. If I loved a girl I wouldn't care about any abnormality she might have.

It wasn't a one night stand. I wasn't desperate. She wasn't a floozy. You're making fun of the bar because it didn't have a nice bathroom? Sorry Mr. Snob.

You say this with no knowledge of my appearance. I could claim that you're not my type and I wouldn't touch you.. but I don't really know that. What I can say is that I go for intelligent, athletic, attractive women in their early 20's. They have to have some unique quality that I find appealing. I'm kinda picky.

I also work out every day, eat healthy, and am in great shape. I'm sure nobody will believe that, but honestly, I have no reason to lie. People that lie about themselves on the internet are sad individuals, because it means they feel inadequate with themselves and have to present a false persona. I have nothing to hide. I am who I am and I'm proud of it.

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This thread was about what other people would do. Instead it turned into people feeling entitled by their choice and criticizing me for mine. It's fine to disagree. That's why you'd choose something different.

"You're dumb cause I wouldn't do it that way!"

It's childish.

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If you read the thread you'll see that I added two ideas from other people. I did make fun of the ones that rationally made no sense. Like deflating ones tires or trying to drive the girl to some random gas station when you're supposed to drive her home. If the person was like "This is what I'd do!" and left it alone I wouldn't have cared, but while they were dishing out nonsense they were also insulting me and calling me stupid.

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See, like right there. You chose to take a shit at the bar. That's your opinion and I didn't make fun of it. Then you proceeded to try and insult me and the girl. There was no need for that. If you had given some ridiculous solution to the problem and then insulted me I would have called you retarded as well. Instead I just explained why you were wrong to insult me.

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No, I'm not gay. I'm actually not feminine at all. I haven't been in a fight in years but I train to fight. Don't be tough on the internet. It means jack shit.

"The Mistress of Malcontent."

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How about it wasn't a one night stand. She's not a floozy. It's not a shithole but a local bar. You attacked me and made those false statements. There's my valid explanation.

You guys let it go. I just posted to get opinions and was attacked by a bunch of online know-it-alls. If you're going to attack me have a good argument. It's childish to attack me for my opinion. If you do so I will take defend myself and point out where you're wrong. If you post something valid I will concede. I was wrong to say there weren't any other options. I admitted that and added two other choices to the list.

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Not everyone is wrong. You're wrong. You called me a lying delusional virgin. What have I said that's wrong? I don't accuse people of anything when I don't have evidence. I was actually told to call you a fag because apparently that makes you all hot and bothered. Why is that? Are you homophobic? Do you secretly like men? This isn't from me, it was relayed to me.

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I'm not feminine in my mannerisms, neither am I attracted to men. Calling me a sissy and asking if I'm gay is "tough guy" talk. I didn't proclaim that I'm a tough guy, just that if he was face-to-face with me he wouldn't act so tough.

Obviously I have sensitive traits. I already stated I'd give my big toes to wake up next to a girl I loved. I can't post without being insulted and bombarded with false accusations. It's cool though, I don't mind defending myself. If a non-biased outsider read the thread they'd see who was in the right.

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She put her number in my phone and asked me to call her. This is after we hung out for a few days. You know jack shit about me or this girl. Nice guesses but they're wrong. I could guess that your mother is a whore and you're a fat drug addict loser, but I have no evidence to say that. I hope it's true though.

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Nice one. Let's hear some details about you. I'm sure you're willing to talk about your life because it's so great, or maybe you'll just insult people with bullshit.

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My story hasn't changed at all. I described the first night. Not the aftermath. I know a few fat drug addicts. They eat a ton of fast food, mooch off their parents, and do drugs. I know nothing about you, and I'm sure you wouldn't share because you like to insult other people and hide behind your keyboard.

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I didn't call her a whore or claim he's a fat drug addict. I said I couldn't do that because I didn't have evidence, but I hoped it was the case. Learn to read you internet nag. I'd love to get a look at you and see what you're like. It would make my day.

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hahaha. This thread has become me and a bunch of instigators. I guess it's good practice for dealing with assholes. I should ignore you but I like arguing. I just wish I could learn what your lives were like so I could call you out on your "bullying" bullshit.

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Yeah, I'll go to my gym at 2:30 to take a picture, drive back and post it just for you. Here we go again with you calling me a liar. Let's hear who you are tough guy. What are your hobbies other than talking big on the internet?

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Yeah, let's hear about shuriken's great life. What makes him so great that he can come on the internet and feel tough.

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I didn't meet her at the bar. Nice guess again shithead. It's fun to think of how bad I'd mess you up in person. I think I'd go with a fake jab, right hook to the body, then left hook to the face. Then I'd go for a double leg takedown and try to get side control. After that I'd bother you with my left elbow on your face, raise up and get in mount. Then I'd rain down 12-6 elbows.

I need to stop drinking and coming on here. It gets me all riled up with nobody to fight.

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Yeah, I do feel better oddly. It's just too bad there's no internet accountability. I'm new to forums and am not used to people being shitheads because they can say whatever they want with no repercussions. I guess I prefer people in every day life. I need to learn to ignore the people that just try to piss others off. I'll start with you three.

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That's much better. I'm glad I'm done with you losers. I got a nice internet lesson today.

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I've never picked up a girl at a bar or a gym. I've also never picked up a girl I just met with the intention to fark. Nice assumptions though. Anything else you think you know about me?

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Good. They're doing good. Thanks for asking.

The people I was referring to are kids from high school. I'll make sure to be really specific next time for the less intelligent posters.

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10-06-2010 at 07:39 PM.

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10-06-2010 at 07:40 PM.

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OMG, love the new avatar, I LOL'd.

Isn't this thread hilarious?!

Definitely one of the best of the past couple of months!

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10-06-2010 at 07:41 PM.

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So let me get this right - you met this girl somewhere else, then proceeded to TAKE her to this bar that is so sleazy it doesn't have toilet stalls?

CLASSY!

I'll bet she was really impressed!

I really can't be bothered reading this thread so.....WTD is he doing? Shitting in holes in the floor and some cavone bar?

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10-06-2010 at 07:43 PM.

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I really can't be bothered reading this thread so.....WTD is he doing? Shitting in holes in the floor and some cavone bar?

Well supposedly he took this girl to this bar that's so trashy it doesn't have a stall around the toilet, and he says it's better to go take a dump in the woods than in the bathroom because apparently the men walking in and out of the restroom to take a piss would bother him.

And then everyone else was like "dude, seriously, you're gonna go take a dump in the woods while that girl's waiting for you because you're too chicken to do it in the restroom because there are no stalls?"

And then everyone was like "WTF kind of crappy bar are you going to that doesn't even have bathroom stalls?"

And then lots and lots of drama ensued, it's been big fun.

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10-06-2010 at 07:47 PM.

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Well supposedly he took this girl to this bar that's so trashy it doesn't have a stall around the toilet, and he says it's better to go take a dump in the woods than in the bathroom because apparently the men walking in and out of the restroom to take a piss would bother him.

And then everyone else was like "dude, seriously, you're gonna go take a dump in the woods while that girl's waiting for you because you're too chicken to do it in the restroom because there are no stalls?"

And then everyone was like "WTF kind of crappy bar are you going to that doesn't even have bathroom stalls?"

And then lots and lots of drama ensued, it's been big fun.

No......stalls.